Hollywood star Owen Wilson’s reported suicide attempt is definitely no laughing matter, but one has to marvel at this headline from Talk Entertainment. Yes, I am guessing not being dead after a rumored suicide would constitute being in good condition, all things considered. In any event, here’s hoping he finds some inner peace and makes [...]
It’s a bird….it’s a plane… No, it’s just some middle-aged Jewish guy with way too much time on his hands (hat tip: Jewschool). Secret Identity Ivan Wilzig Recording artist & philanthropist Age: 51 Super Powers Flight, night vision, super-strength, enhanced senses. Uses his Star of David paddle to deflect any attack. As a direct descendant [...]
I just lovitz: Two of America’s most famous “geek” comedians, Saturday Night Live stars Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick, have brawled in an LA comedy club over the decade-old shooting death of fellow comedian Phil Hartman. The fight occurred at the Laugh Factory, Hollywood, this month and was witnessed by club owner Jamie Masada. “Jon [...]
They don’t make Wookies like they used to. Chewbacca Allegedly Sexually Assaults Marilyn Monroe, Flees I can understand why he would try to sexually assault a Marilyn Monroe lookalike. But trying to sexually assault his fleas? That’s sick. Ok, that joke was about as bad as the Wookie of this story. A Chewbacca impersonator sexually [...]
In one foul fowl swoop, actor Rob Lowe has presumably just been put on PETA’s hitlist. A ball hit by Rob Lowe during a celebrity golf game hit the Iowa state bird in mid-flight Wednesday. The 43-year-old actor was hitting an approach shot on the fourth hole when his ball hit a goldfinch, dropping about [...]
Things have been serious here for the past few days. And who better than William Shatner to lighten things up a bit. (hat tip: The Jawa Report)
Star Wars director George Lucas is seemingly not a fan of the latest Spiderman movie. Blockbuster director George Lucas has slammed the record-breaking Spider-Man 3 as a “silly” movie with no storyline. Lucas, who was behind the smash-hit Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises, said he was not impressed by the new sequel, which recently [...]
Those of you who have seen the latest video of actor/singer David Hasselhoff may be wondering how he went from driving KITT to being driven to drink. It is rather simple really. Beautiful women wanting to sleep with him. David Hasselhoff snubbed beautiful fans of his hit TV show Baywatch, preferring to spend his nights [...]
The list is found here. The Cliff Notes version for those of you without the patience to go through the 25 choices and explanations individually: 25. V the Miniseries24. Galaxy Quest23. Doctor Who22. Quantum Leap21. Futurama20. Star Wars: Clone Wars19. Starship Troopers18. Heroes17. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind16. Total Recall15. Firefly/Serenity14. Children of Men13. [...]
Roseanne Barr’s blog is back online, and with it her warped sense of nonsense. Here she is again with one of her pet topics: Israel-bashing. I truly believe that millions of jews are not zionists, and that even if they are, they do not support Israeli occupation. I believe that Jews all over this planet [...]
