All Entries Tagged With: "Islam"
Terminal Stupidity
I’m beginning to think the world’s easiest job is the guy who checks the job applications of prospective baggage handlers.
All he needs to do is watch out for Muslim men with a seething anger against the West.
If he finds one of them, he gives them the job.
A Heathrow worker held on suspicion of terrorist fundraising [...]
A Perm For The Worse
Old and busted: Play that funky music, white boy
New hotness: Ban that funky hairstyle, fatwa
An Islamic body which has issued fatwas on inappropriate behaviour from practising yoga to failing to vote in elections said it is now considering a request to tackle the craze among pupils in religious boarding schools.
Clerics from East Java have also [...]
Bursting Bono’s Bubble
In a guest op-ed in the New York Times, U2 frontman Bono has compiled a list of Ten for the Next Ten – 10 ideas that might make the next 10 years more interesting, healthy or civil.
Not surprisingly, one of his ideas involves Israel.
Here’s something that could never have happened in the Naughts but will [...]
Maybe He’ll One Day Receive a Darwin Award
Here is Yemenite Cleric Abd Al-Majid Al-Zindani challenging Darwin, at the same time as stating that the Jews are the brothers of apes and pigs.
This coming from a guy who looks like he was descended from a muppet.
Story Time With Sheikh Mahmoud Al-Masri
Here’s one for the kiddies, told by a nice man with a perpetual smile on his face (hat tip: Shy Guy)
Cleric Cyrano de Bergerac
Saudi Cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid describes the Virgins of Paradise.
As for my favorite description, it’s a toss-up between “The women of Paradise are pure, unblemished, menstruation-free, free of feces, urine, phlegm, children” and “Each one of them is so beautiful that you can see the bone marrow through the delicate flesh on their legs.”
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Catmeathead Vandalizes His Own Mosque
Here’s a story about Australia’s Sheik Taj Din al-Hilali of “uncovered cat meat” fame.
Or should that be of “kicking in a door at his own mosque and making a false claim of vandalism” fame (hat tip: Tim Blair).
Australia’s most controversial sheik, Taj Din al-Hilali, has been caught on videotape kicking in a door at his [...]
Guess the Profession
Can you guess the profession of the Muslim man in the center holding the inflammatory sign against British troops in Iraq?
a) Proctologist
b) Standup comedian
c) Circus performer
d) Airport baggage handler
And the answer is…
The Goal of Radical Islam
If you still believe the root cause of terrorism is the Middle East conflict, do yourselves a favor and watch this.
Heck, watch it anyway.
Islamic Rage Boy On Muslim TV Exec’s Wife Beheading
Clever.
(hat tip: The Nose On Your Face)
Meanwhile, it looks like the accused hired Lionel Hutz as his defense lawyer.
“It’s not an issue in this case,” said Harrington, who described the burly businessman as almost in shock.
“He has an almost blunted affect. He’s having difficulty coping with this,” the lawyer said.
