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Cleric Cyrano de Bergerac
Saudi Cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid describes the Virgins of Paradise.
As for my favorite description, it’s a toss-up between “The women of Paradise are pure, unblemished, menstruation-free, free of feces, urine, phlegm, children” and “Each one of them is so beautiful that you can see the bone marrow through the delicate flesh on their legs.”
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Catmeathead Vandalizes His Own Mosque
Here’s a story about Australia’s Sheik Taj Din al-Hilali of “uncovered cat meat” fame.
Or should that be of “kicking in a door at his own mosque and making a false claim of vandalism” fame (hat tip: Tim Blair).
Australia’s most controversial sheik, Taj Din al-Hilali, has been caught on videotape kicking in a door at his [...]
Guess the Profession
Can you guess the profession of the Muslim man in the center holding the inflammatory sign against British troops in Iraq?
a) Proctologist
b) Standup comedian
c) Circus performer
d) Airport baggage handler
And the answer is…
The Goal of Radical Islam
If you still believe the root cause of terrorism is the Middle East conflict, do yourselves a favor and watch this.
Heck, watch it anyway.
Islamic Rage Boy On Muslim TV Exec’s Wife Beheading
Clever.
(hat tip: The Nose On Your Face)
Meanwhile, it looks like the accused hired Lionel Hutz as his defense lawyer.
“It’s not an issue in this case,” said Harrington, who described the burly businessman as almost in shock.
“He has an almost blunted affect. He’s having difficulty coping with this,” the lawyer said.
They’ve Got It Back to Front
April 2007:
Austria strongly refuted on Wednesday accusations by abductors of two German hostages in Iraq that the European country was anti-Islamic.
Austrian Foreign Minister Ursula Plassnik stated her country rejects such accusations, noting that just six months ago, while heading the EU, Austria had hosted an international conference on Islam at a time when the issue [...]
Samir Abu Hamza Loves the Taste of Foot in the Morning
The Herald Sun reports on the latest controversial statements by Muslim cleric Abu Hamza.
Outspoken Islamic cleric Abu Hamza has branded Australians as boozers who are hooked on gambling and prostitution.
In another sermon broadcast over the internet, the Coburg cleric urged followers to spread the word of Islam to save Australians.
“They think happiness can be achieved [...]
The Importance of Marriage in Islam
..according to an Australian cleric.
Apparently, marriage is so important, that the husband can hit his wife and force her to have sex with him.
He’s now claiming he has been taken out of context and that he was being “metaphorical.”
Hmm..why does this all sound so familar?
If anyone has the time, you can view his entire speech [...]
But Obama Was Going To Change Everything
Below I will explain clearly why I’m posting this link to Iowahawk’s latest satirical new item “We Didn’t Get the Memo About Obama”. Iowahawk has the sole surviving Mumbai terrorist blaming their savage slaughter on not learning in time that Obama was the president of the US.
“Jeez, I’m… I don’t know, I just never got [...]
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