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The Way You Mecca Me Feel

Friday, November 21st, 2008

The title of this post is taking from The Sun, which reports that Islam has a new, wacky recruit.

michale-jackson-brigades The Way You Mecca Me FeelMichael Jackson has become a Muslim — and changed his name to MIKAEEL.

The skint superstar, 50, donned Islamic garb to pledge allegiance to the Koran in a ceremony at a pal’s mansion in Los Angeles, The Sun can reveal.

Jacko sat on the floor wearing a tiny hat after an Imam was summoned to officiate — days before the singer is due to appear at London’s High Court where he is being sued by an Arab sheik.

A source told last night how Jacko, brought up as a Jehovah’s Witness, decided to convert as he used a studio at the home of his chum to record a new album.

The star — whose hits include The Way You Make Me Feel — was spotted looking “a bit down” by a producer and a songwriter who had both embraced Islam.

The source said: “They began talking to him about their beliefs, and how they thought they had become better people after they converted. Michael soon began warming to the idea.

“An Imam was summoned from the mosque and Michael went through the shahada, which is the Muslim declaration of belief.” Mikaeel is the name of one of Allah’s angels.

“Jacko rejected an alternative name, Mustafa — meaning “the chosen one”.

Brit singer Yousef Islam, 60 — who was called Cat Stevens until he famously converted — turned up to help Jacko celebrate.

It was his pals David Wharnsby — a Canadian songwriter — and producer Phillip Bubal who counselled Jacko.

The pair’s new names are Dawud Wharnsby Ali and Idris Phillips.

Jacko now prays to Mecca after the ceremony at the Hollywood Hills home of Toto keyboard player Steve Porcaro, 51, who composed music on the singer’s Thriller album.

Jacko, who rarely ventures out without a mask, is due to give evidence on Monday in a £4.7million lawsuit brought by Prince Abdulla Al-Khalif of Bahrain.

The sheik claims he bankrolled the singer’s lavish lifestyle in exchange for an exclusive recording contract. The billionaire sent songs for him to record but claims he was blanked.

He told the court yesterday: “Many times he confirmed to me he would pay me back.”

Mikaeel? Sounds more like he has converted to Russian mob boss.

In any event, I will take this with a grain of salt, especially considering there were reports about Jackson’s supposed conversion almost two years ago (as reported on Israellycool). And we are talking about The Sun here.

But if it turns out that Jackson did convert to Islam, I wonder if he will adapt some of his old songs to conform with his new beliefs. I am guessing Beat It may be a prime contender.


Tags: Islam, Michael Jackson, The Sun

Close Call

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Well, it looks like the world will not implode on itself and existence as we know it cease to exist after all.

Pamela Anderson has laughed off rumours she’s seeing Michael Jackson.

The actress and the music legend, 50, went out for dinner in Malibu recently.

But Pamela, 41, insists it was a business meeting.

‘He just wants me to be in a video,’ she said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

In other news, some scientists are experimenting with colliding protons.

Update: In contrast, it looks like Michael Jackson’s face will still implode on itself.


Tags: CERN, Michael Jackson, Pamela Anderson

Disturbing News of the Day

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Some things are just wrong.

Michael Jackson is reportedly dating Pamela Anderson.

Pop legend Michael, 50, has met former Baywatch star Pammy, 41, for two dates in Malibu, California, sparking rumours the pair are enjoying a budding romance.

A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.

More like cloak and scalpel.


Tags: Celebrities, Hollywood, Michael Jackson, Pamela Anderson