Tag: "Iran"

Great Satan Pictures Presents..

Sometimes kissing the tush of a meglomaniacal tyrant will get you a movie about said meglomaniacal tyrant. Other times, it will only get you chapped lips. Just ask Oliver Stone. Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has rejected a proposal by controversial American movie director Oliver Stone to make a film about him because Stone is part [...]

Protection

Spanish police guard the Iranian embassy at the start of a pro-Israeli demonstration outside the embassy in Madrid, Wednesday June 27, 2007. The demonstrators were protesting against human rights abuses in Iran and the recent comments by Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calling for Israel to be wiped off the map and saying the Nazi Holocaust [...]

“And Cut!”

Corrupters of the world, beware! The Iranians are going to wipe you off the map. Iran’s parliament on Wednesday voted in favor of a bill that could lead to the death penalty for persons convicted of working in the production of pornographic movies. With a 148-5 vote in favor and four abstentions, lawmakers present at [...]

A Sigheh of Relief

From the country that brought us “Let’s wipe Israel off the map” comes “Let’s get married and divorced real quickly so I can have as much nookie as possible.” Iran’s hard-line interior minister is encouraging temporary marriages as a way to avoid extramarital sex, a stance many in this conservative country fear would instead encourage [...]

Unibrow-Beaten

In Iran, it seems like cutting off heads is much easier than cutting hair. Iranian police have warned barbers against offering Western-style hair cuts or plucking the eyebrows of their male customers, Iranian media said Sunday. The report by a reformist daily, later confirmed by an Iranian news agency, appeared to be another sign of [...]

The Fighting Cocks of Iran

Last week, Iran were not too happy with the Hollywood war epic 300: Effects-laden war epic 300 has been criticised as an attack on Iranian culture by government figures.The Hollywood film, which has broken US box office records, is a retelling of a battle in which a small Greek army resisted a Persian invasion.   [...]

The Post in Which Aussie Dave Reveals His True Identity

My identity has been compromised so I have no choice. Here goes… Damn that Ahmadinejad, for exposing me! Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said in Sudan late Wednesday that “Zionists are the true manifestation of Satan,” state-run IRNA news agency reported. “The Zionists are the true manifestation of Satan,” Ahmadinejad said during the state visit, speaking [...]

Sealed with a Kiss

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Moshe Aryeh Friedman, a senior Neturei Karta member, who passionately kissed Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, will now be forced to look for a woman who will agree to kiss him, as his wife has decided to leave him following his participation in the Holocaust denial conference which took place [...]

Sex Iraniacs

Looks like it’s not just the shop mannequins who are getting nooky. In a smart boutique displaying an array of miniskirts and skimpy tops, the shopkeeper was too busy attending to his female customers to listen to a sermon on HIV/Aids. “I don’t know anything about it at all. Come back after I’ve finished with [...]

Deflecting Attention 101

It was only a matter of time that Israel would be accused of assassinating Lebanese Industry Minister Pierre Gemayel. The assassination of Lebanese Industry Minister Pierre Gemayel, who was a member of the March 14 movement, will lead the country into a new crisis, with serious repercussions for all Lebanese political groups.   The assassination [...]