Tag: "Iraq"

Super Sheik to the Rescue

Sheik Taj Sheik Taj el-Din al Hilaly, the spiritual head of Australia’s Muslim community on a mission to save Australian infidel hostage Douglas Wood, has claimed that Mr Wood might be released, thanks to the Sheik’s own efforts. Hopes for the release of Douglas Wood soared yesterday after the hostage was allowed to make a [...]

Excerpts from Saddam Hussein’s Memoirs – Part 3

One of my wives once asked me for a new dishwasher, so I bought one for her. At first, the dishwasher worked well, and all of our dishes were shining like the Baghdad sun.   But after a while, I noticed specs of dirt remaining on them. I then knew it was time for a [...]

Excerpts from Saddam Hussein’s Memoirs – Part 1

I once met a man on the road to Fallujah.   He said to me “Master Saddam, I have been travelling for days trying to reach my family. But alas I got lost, and ran out of food and water. Would you be able to help alleviate my hunger and thirst?”   So I shot [...]

Giving Lawyers a Bad Name

According to one of Saddam Hussein’s lawyers, his client is busy these days writing his memoirs. With plenty of time on his hands these days, the former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein has begun writing his memoirs.   According to Saddam’s legal team, the fallen dictator’s biography will deal with everything from his childhood, to his [...]

More Hilaly Hijinx

Sheik Taj Sheik Taj el-Din al Hilaly, the spiritual head of Australia’s Muslim community, is doing his bit for the plight of Douglas Wood, who has been kidnapped by Islamic terrorists in Iraq. His message? I agree with your jihad, but please release this man. The spiritual leader of Australia’s Muslim community says he hopes [...]

Good News for the Day

Saddam Hussein is reportedly shaken and stirred over recent developments in Iraq. Saddam Hussein watched the election of Iraq’s new president on video and was shaken by what he saw, the country’s human-rights minister said.   “He was clearly upset. He realised that it was over, that a democratic process had taken place and that [...]

Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time

Iraqis have made it clear that they want to be able to roll on Shabbos. But rather than bowling pins, I think these people would rather be aiming at Jooooos. Iraqis are complaining about their first two-day weekend since 1972, and some high-school students even went to class Saturday to protest a decision introducing a [...]

Will the Tyrant Please Rise

The Age reports that Saddam Hussein will be tried while sitting inside a cage.   Told you so.   Update: And now his brother has been given up by Syria, who previously denied harboring any fugitives. Iraqi officials said Sunday that Syria captured and handed over Saddam Hussein’s half brother, a most-wanted leader in the [...]

Free Cody!

Cody’s family appeals for help. (Thanks to my talented wife who found another use for my daughters’ toys)

Like a Toy Soldier

The Age report how a photo of what terrorists claim is a kidnapped US soldier might just be a toy. A militant website has posted a photograph of what it claimed was a kidnapped American, but a Californian toymaker says it could be one of its action figures. Doubts emerged about the authenticity of the [...]