All Entries Tagged With: "Science and Technology"

Robot Soldier

Cool doesn’t even begin to describe this.
Israel’s newest soldier can see at night, never nods off on sentry duty and can carry 300 kilograms (660 pounds) without complaining.
The Guardium, an unmanned ground vehicle commissioned by the Israel Defense Forces is essentially a robotic soldier, among the first in the world to be operational. It can [...]

A Beautiful Mind

An Israeli has solved an almost 4-decade-long mathematical mystery.
A mathematical mystery that has baffled the top minds in the esoteric field of symbolic dynamics for nearly four decades has recently been cracked — by a 63-year-old former security guard.
Avraham Trakhtman, a mathematician who worked as a laborer after immigrating to Israel from Russia, has succeeded [...]

The Viagra Pilot

AFP reports on our latest ingenuity.

It might harm their reputation, but Israel’s air force is considering giving its combat pilots Viagra to improve their performance in the air.
A recent study conducted by Israeli doctors among mountain climbers in Africa found a link between erectile dysfunction drugs and improved performance in high altitudes, the mass-selling Yediot [...]

Zionist Craftiness Acknowledged

Scientific American has announced the winners of this years’ SciAm 50, the magazine’s annual award celebrating “visionaries from the worlds of research, industry and politics whose recent accomplishments point toward a brighter technological future for everyone” (hat tip: Scott).
This year’s award winners includes 3 professors from Tel Aviv University: Itay Baruchi and Eshel Ben-Jacob for [...]

Arabs Abstain On Israel-Sponsored “Puppies Are Cute” UN Resolution

After decades of being treated as a pariah, Israel finally managed to get a resolution approved by the UN:
The resolution encourages able nations of the world to develop farming technology for developing countries.The resolution was passed by the UN General Assembly’s Second Committee, dealing with development issues. There were 118 votes in favor and 29 [...]

Great Minds of Zion

While our neighbors have long been using terror cells to murder innocent people, Israeli doctors are using adult stem cells to try improve the lives of many.
Neurologists at Jerusalem’s Hadassah-University Hospital, Ein Kerem, are the first in the world to help multiple sclerosis (MS) and amyotropic lateral sclerosis (ALS) patients by injecting their spinal columns [...]

Tenure for a bigot

Nadia Abu El-Haj, who teaches anthropology at Barnard College, has received tenure from that institution.
Much has already been written about her book criticizing any archaeology that indicates a presence of an Jewish kingdom in what is now Israel, even though she has no archaeology experience herself. Her pre-conceived notion that there were never ancient Jews [...]

Our Next Big Invention

Coming soon: Zionist Time Machine of Death.TM (hat tip: One Jerusalem).
Researchers at the Technion University (Haifa, Israel) claim they have developed a theoretical model of a time machine that, in the distant future, could enable future generations to travel into the past.
The team’s findings were published in the latest issue of Physical Review.
“In order [...]

Top Dogs

Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Death Dogs.TM
When Michael Saliba wants his two dogs to follow his commands, he barks out the following orders: Chapes (search), Artza (lie down) Ken (yes), and Shev (sit). Pretty standard commands for any dog… if you live in Israel. But Saliba is a deputy sheriff in Santa Clara in Northern [...]

Our Latest Weapon

You just knew it was coming: the Zionist Deathbot.TM
A new, smart Israeli military robot can fight its way down dark alleys, through caves and over rubble, seeking out bombs and booby traps along the way and warning human foot soldiers of enemies and danger ahead, its manufacturer said Thursday.
Elbit Systems, one of Israel’s leading defense [...]