Ok, not quite, but watch the overzealous reporter in this story on New Zealand Jews, who can’t keep her hands off the Rabbi.
Hat tip: Shy Guy
Relations between Israel and New Zealand have been strained in recent times, thanks in large part to current Prime Minister Helen Clark.
This could be about to change, with New Zealand likely to elect a Jewish Prime Minister with ostensibly warm feelings towards Israel.
It has fewer than 10,000 Jews, less than 0.2 percent of its four million inhabitants. But New Zealand is set to elect its third Jewish prime minister.
Opposition National Party leader John Key, whose mother is an Austrian Jew, is far ahead of the Labor incumbent, Helen Clark, in the polls. An election may be called at any moment, but must be held by November 15.
Speaking to The Jerusalem Post this week, Key, who turns 47 on August 9, said he was “not a deeply religious person,” but still saw himself as part of the Jewish community, and had an interest in Israel because of his heritage.
“If I become prime minister, I would like to visit… I am definitely keen to go,” Key said. It would be his first trip to the Jewish state.
“New Zealand has a warm relationship with Israel,” he said, adding that “there is quite a lot of synergy” between the two countries, citing their small size.
Key’s mother, Ruth Key (née Lazar), escaped the Holocaust as a child by fleeing to Britain. In a profile published in the New Zealand Herald, it was reported that “the person who has undoubtedly had the biggest impact on John Key is his mother.”
Key told the Post that “Mum didn’t practice the Jewish faith when I was at home, but she sometimes took me to synagogue, and she was always very active in the Jewish community.”
Ruth came to New Zealand after WWII with Key’s father, George, but became a single mother of three in 1969 when he suffered a fatal heart attack.
“I have been involved in fund-raising for Hadassah [Medical Organization in Israel], and we had a celebration for the 60th anniversary of Israel,” Key said.
According to the Herald, Key’s party has had a consistent 20-point advantage over Labor in polls taken since August 2007.
“We are running a very positive campaign,” Key said. “They are starting to look quite tired… And we have been leading in the polls for about 15 months now.”
Julius Vogel, a practicing Jew, served two terms as New Zealand’s premier in the 1870s. And Sir Francis Henry Dillon Bell, a non-practicing Jew and later convert to Christianity, became the country’s 20th prime minister in 1925.
If Key does indeed becomes the country’s third Jewish premier, he says there are lessons to be adopted from the Israeli experience.
“We hear great things about how strong the [Israeli] economy is,” he said. “We are worried about the academic and economic performance of New Zealand and we have been looking at some of the things that Israelis have been doing with mentoring programs, hi-tech and venture capital.”
In reference to his views on Israel’s role in the Middle East, Key said, “Most New Zealanders who are aware of foreign politics understand the threat to Israel from Iran.” As prime minister, he said, he “would make the case that it is in the world’s interest if we could have a peaceful solution to the nuclear situation in Iran and North Korea.”
She’s still getting herself into trouble over her butt.
An Israeli tourist who stripped naked last week when New Zealand road workers whistled at her has been admitted to a mental health unit after allegedly assaulting a bar worker, police said Wednesday.
The woman was arrested Friday night after allegedly putting out a cigarette on the face of a bar worker in the tourist town of Coromandel on North Island.
She appeared in Hamilton District Court on Saturday charged with assault with intent to injure and was remanded to Waikato Hospital’s mental health unit, said constable Peter Easton of the Coromandel police.
On the plus side, she’s now qualified to run for the Knesset.
But this time, no-one was complaining.
Road workers in a small New Zealand town got their wish granted when a woman stripped saying she was fed up with their wolf-whistles.
The Israeli tourist was about to use an ATM in the main street of Kerikeri, in the far north of the country, when the men whistled, the New Zealand Press Association reported.
She calmly stripped off, used the cash machine, before getting dressed and walking away.
The woman told police she didn’t take too kindly to the whistling from the men repairing the road.
“She said she had thought ‘bugger them, I’ll show them what I’ve got’,” Police Sergeant Peter Masters told NZPA.
“She gave the explanation that she had been … pestered by New Zealand men. She’s not an unattractive looking lady,” Masters said.
“She was taken back to the police station and spoken to and told that was inappropriate in New Zealand.”