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The Zionist Attack Zoo Adds a New Member

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Longtime readers of my blog have seen a menagerie of animals that have one thing in common: Palestinian Arabs have blamed these Zionist animals for harassing them.

A trip down memory lane:

Zionist pigs, trained by settlers to attack innocent Palestinian Arab gardens during prayer times. Even though the pigs are wild they have been tamed by the twisted settlers for the sole purpose of attacking Palestinian Arab crops only, on numerous occasions.

We’ve seen Zionist wolves, raised by the same settlers who know only to attack PalArabs because of their evil Joo DNA.

We’ve even seen Zionist lions, kept by settlers as pets, instilling terror in the hearts of the oppressed West Bank Arabs.

We’ve even seen trained Zionist rats, genetically engineered to be impervious to poison, designed to drive Arabs out of Jerusalem.

Now we can add another member to this prestigious group of God’s wonderful creatures: Evil Zionist Sheep!

According to Ma’an:

Settlers attempting to impede Palestinian olive harvests initiated a bizarre new tactic on Thursday, apparently leaving flocks of sheep at olive groves to feed on the small trees.

Residents told Ma’an that Israeli settlers “dumped dozens of sheep” on Palestinian farmland neighboring the illegal settlement of Itamar, where the animals damaged and devoured dozens of olive and fig trees.

It may appear at first glance that using a resource like sheep to eat foods that are not part of any sheep’s diet - and to train them to stay away from the grass and eat young trees, hurting their digestive systems and therefore ruining them as a cash crop - would be a highly inefficient method of harassing Palestinian Arab farmers.

But of course appearances are deceiving. We already know how far evil Joooz will go to make life miserable for their Palestinian Arab neighbors from countless other examples, such as those mentioned above. Ma’an even brought proof: a 57-year old witness saw a Jewish shepherd a few days ago! Case closed!

Clearly, their hatred knows no bounds and common decency is foreign to the subhuman settlers. One can only wish that responsible media outlets like Ma’an will continue to report, without the slightest verification, the most ridiculous claims made by the most marginal of Arabs as documented fact, because the self-evident truth of everything being the fault of the Zionists is the only thing that will solve the problem of Palestine.


Tags: lions, Media Bias, palestinians, pigs, rats, sheep, wolves

Anatomy of a “Settler Attack”

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Ma’an, as well as the rest of the PalArab media, reports:

Israeli settlers executed an 18-year-old shepherd boy in the fields outside Aqraba, a town in the Nablus district of the northern West Bank.

Village municipal affairs representative Ghassan Douglas identified the young man as Yahya Atta Riahin. Douglas said that a gang of Israeli settlers from Itamar settlement shot the boy at least 20 times at close range.

Yahya did not return home with his sheep for the fast-breaking meal, Iftar. His family alerted the neighbors and the whole village organized a search party to look for the missing boy.

His body was found in fields between the illegal Israeli settlement of Itamar and the villages of Aqraba and Awarta.

According to Douglas, eyewitnesses reported seeing a white vehicle driven by Israeli settlers stop, chase down the boy and shot him directly.

We have here a story that only exists in the Palestinian Arab press and its veracity depends on a politician who claims that eyewitnesses saw it. (Some of the Arabic press is more lurid, claiming that the settlers beheaded the victim.)

None of the Israeli media has picked up on this story nor has any wire service.

Besides the fact that it is highly implausible that a carful of settlers was driving around just to kill a random Arab shepherd for no reason, there is another problem with this story: it supposedly happened on the Jewish Sabbath.

It had to have happened before the Sabbath was over, because the dead youth would have made sure to make it home to his family at the moment of the Iftar meal during Ramadan which would be roughly the same time that Shabbat is over.

So now we are supposed to believe that not only were settlers driving around and randomly murdering Palestinian Arabs, but that these supposed religious fanatics were violating the Sabbath to do that?

Sorry, but chances are more likely that the victim was shot by other Arabs, or something completely different happened. As it is, the accusations seem to be just another of a long series of lies. 


Tags: lies, Media Bias, palestinians

Media Manipulation of the Day

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Gulfnews reports on yesterday’s terror attack in Jerusalem, peddling the “car accident” angle.

But notice anything strange about the story?

Israelis ‘killed driver who lost control of car’

Reuters
Published: September 23, 2008, 20:34

Occupied Jerusalem: The family of a Palestinian shot dead after his car ploughed into pedestrians in occupied Jerusalem on Tuesday challenged Israeli police allegations that he had carried out a deliberate attack.

More than a dozen soldiers, on a late-night excursion to occupied Jerusalem ahead of the Jewish New Year next week, were injured in Monday’s incident. No Palestinian group has made a credible claim of responsibility.

Police called it a “terrorist” attack, the third of its kind using vehicles against Israelis in the city since July and involving Palestinians from occupied East Jerusalem and its environs who live on Israeli-annexed land and have wide freedom of movement.

Police identified the driver of the black BMW as Qassem Mughrabi, 19, of Jabal Mukhabar, a village in the occupied West Bank.

Mahmoud Mughrabi, 49, his father, said his son did not have a driving licence and apparently lost control of the car.

“My son was murdered, they killed him. He did not carry out a terrorist attack. This was a car accident,” Mughrabi, owner of a trucking business, said.

Shmuel Ben-Ruby, a police spokesman, said the incident was still being treated as an intentional attack and information suggested disappointment over a failed romance might have been the motive.

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Tags: Gulf News, Media Bias, palestinians, Reuters, terror attacks, Terrorism

Newest Twist on Blood Libel

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

A new study released by the coordinator of the “Palestinian Farmers Union” accuses Israel of secretly dumping nuclear and chemical wastes near Palestinian Arab communities.
The reason?

Because Israel wants to cause Palestinian Arab men to become sterile, thus creating a method of mass birth control!

It seems that this is not the first time that Palestinian Arabs have accused Israel of this idea, because the Firas Press article that mentions this also mentions an earlier accusation by the equally esteemed “Dr. Mahmoud Deputy Chief of the Middle East in the International Physicians for Protection from Radiation and Nuclear War” that Israel has done the same thing in other “Palestinian territories” - burying nuclear waste from Dimona in the territories and causing “cancer, sterility, mental disorders and skin diseases.”

Accusing Israel of poisoning the wells is so last century. Nuclear and chemical waste is the hip new way of fomenting blood libels!


Tags: Anti-Semitism, blood libel, palestinians