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Well, it looks like the world will not implode on itself and existence as we know it cease to exist after all.

Pamela Anderson has laughed off rumours she’s seeing Michael Jackson.

The actress and the music legend, 50, went out for dinner in Malibu recently.

But Pamela, 41, insists it was a business meeting.

‘He just wants me to be in a video,’ she said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

In other news, some scientists are experimenting with colliding protons.

Update: In contrast, it looks like Michael Jackson’s face will still implode on itself.

Some things are just wrong.

Michael Jackson is reportedly dating Pamela Anderson.

Pop legend Michael, 50, has met former Baywatch star Pammy, 41, for two dates in Malibu, California, sparking rumours the pair are enjoying a budding romance.

A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.

More like cloak and scalpel.