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Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

“I’m still in a stupor of stunned ecstasy that Obama won. And I approve of most everything he’s done, from apologizing to the Iranians for America overthrowing their democratically elected president in 1953 to appointing Kumar (actor Kal Penn of the “Harold and Kumar” movies) to a White House position. He is doing the best [...]

Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

“I wasn’t fond of the whole image back in the day, the baggy pants, the shaved eyebrow and the hairdo, but I’ve had therapy since.”
- Rob Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice
Easy for him to say. I’m still in therapy over the fact I own one of his albums.

Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

“‘Sprouts can cause bouts of flatulence in animals and humans. But I don’t think any of us were prepared for a smell that strong.”
- Michael Riozzi of Chessington Zoo in Surrey, after the zoo apologized to visitors for the stench coming from a gorilla enclosure after feeding the animals sprouts.

Quote of the Day

“There is absolutely no failure of logic in the piece. Their is a failure of humanity in those who fault it.”
- the ever modest Richard Silverstein, responding to a commenter who pointed out his latest Guardian piece was almost universally panned (http://www.richardsilverstein.com/tikun_olam/2008/12/05/the-jewish-jihadis/#comment-104538)

Quote of the Day

“Marty the Zebra loves Israel.”
- Actor Chris Rock, in Israel promoting Madagascar – Escape 2 Africa.
Incidentally, the screenwriter of Madagascar is a guy by the name of Etan Cohen whose credits also include Tropic Thunder, King of the Hill and Beavis and Butthead. Etan was born in Israel, and is an observant Jew who proudly [...]

Quote of the Day

It’s a bit longer than usual, but worth it.
“…When I won the seat of Morley, I knew that the people did not know me and the vote was primarily against the previous government….they did not know where I came from, what I was like, what I believe, and probably hoped that, at least, I stood [...]

Quote of the Day

Dave at Israellycool wrote a song all about Obama to the tune of the theme to Transformers (robotrickim in Hebrew). It’s horrible and he should be punished.
- Harry over at Israelity
It’s true. I’m a bad, bad boy.

Quote of the Day

“I told the president that (Obama) has everything needed in order to reach deals with him: he’s young, handsome and even tanned.”
- Italy’s politically incorrect Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi

Friday Open Thread

“You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re doing is recording it.”
- Art Buchwald, 1925-2007

Quote of the Day

“There will be no peace without the release of all Palestinians imprisoned in Israel.”
- Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas.
Funny, because I don’t recall the release of all palestinian prisoners ever being mentioned in any of the so-called peace agreements signed by Israel and the PA. In fact, it has always been clear that certain categories [...]