Lag Ba-Omer Guidelines or Gaglines?
Jerusalem municipality guidelines for Lag BaOmer provided a little humor
Jerusalem municipality guidelines for Lag BaOmer provided a little humor
“I think it would be unwise to dismiss her because she is foolish and misinformed. People say there’s no way she will hold any significant office, in Congress, or as president. Don’t be so sure. I notice she’s starting to sound relatively eloquent in that superficial way she has: ‘We gotta cut taxes and we [...]
“I wasn’t fond of the whole image back in the day, the baggy pants, the shaved eyebrow and the hairdo, but I’ve had therapy since.” – Rob Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice Easy for him to say. I’m still in therapy over the fact I own one of his albums.
“‘Sprouts can cause bouts of flatulence in animals and humans. But I don’t think any of us were prepared for a smell that strong.” – Michael Riozzi of Chessington Zoo in Surrey, after the zoo apologized to visitors for the stench coming from a gorilla enclosure after feeding the animals sprouts.