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		<title>Oprah Interviewed By A Joooooo</title>
		<link>http://www.israellycool.com/2012/02/10/oprah-interviewed-by-a-joooooo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 11:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aussie Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By a Chabad rabbi, no less]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By a <a href="http://www.israellycool.com/2012/02/09/wrongly-accused/" target="_blank"><del>Mossad agent</del> </a>Chabad rabbi, no less.</p>
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<p>Of course, this nice interview is too much for <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/richards1052/status/167887395021271040" target="_blank">some</a> to bear:</p>
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<p>This coming from someone who <a href="http://www.israellycool.com/2011/10/07/sloppy-dick-strikes-again/" target="_blank">knows next to nothing</a> about Judaism.</p>
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		<title>From Jedi To Jeddah?</title>
		<link>http://www.israellycool.com/2012/01/25/from-jedi-to-jeddah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aussie Dave</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Islam]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hollywood actor Liam Neeson is reportedly contemplating becoming a Muslim.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hollywood actor Liam Neeson is <a href="http://www.film-news.co.uk/show-news.asp?H=Liam-Neeson:-I-consider-being-a-Muslim&amp;nItemID=9422" target="_blank">reportedly</a> contemplating becoming a Muslim.</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.israellycool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/liam-ben-kenobi.jpg"><img class="alignright  wp-image-34913" style="margin-left: 6px; margin-right: 6px;" title="liam neeson" src="http://www.israellycool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/liam-ben-kenobi.jpg" alt="liam neeson" width="136" height="211" /></a>Liam Neeson has considered becoming a Muslim after the religion got “into [his] spirit”.</p>
<p>The actor revealed the faith resonated with him while filming in Turkish city Istanbul. Liam finds the Islamic religion very “beautiful”.</p>
<p>“The Call to Prayer happens five times a day and for the first week it drives you crazy, and then it just gets into your spirit and it&#8217;s the most beautiful, beautiful thing,” he gushed in an interview with British newspaper The Sun.</p>
<p>&#8220;There are 4,000 mosques in the city. Some are just stunning and it really makes me think about becoming a Muslim.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>I just hope if he <em>does</em> become a Muslim, it&#8217;ll be because it got “into [his] spirit”, and not because his <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1163995/Liam-Neeson-Vanessa-Redgrave-share-tender-embrace-Natasha-Richardson-laid-rest.html" target="_blank">former mother-in-law</a> <a href="http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=1697" target="_blank">did.</a></p>
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		<title>A Guide For The Perplexed</title>
		<link>http://www.israellycool.com/2012/01/03/a-guide-for-the-perplexed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 13:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian of London</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Caroline Glick]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nobody ever strove for the ridiculous unachievable Socialist Utopia if they were too happy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.israellycool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/beit-shemesh-protest.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-34105" title="beit shemesh protest" src="http://www.israellycool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/beit-shemesh-protest-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>If you&#8217;ve been struggling to see the bigger picture and understand the recent kerfufles over religious men and children in Beit Shemesh and who gets to sit at the front of the bus in Bnei Brak, this is for you. Basically Israeli society is doing a lot better than most other places in the world: so it&#8217;s time for the upity progressive left to try and ruin stuff. Nobody ever strove for the ridiculous unachievable Socialist Utopia if they were too happy.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a bit long, but it&#8217;s <a href="http://www.jpost.com/Opinion/Columnists/Article.aspx?id=251916">Caroline Glick so you need to read it all</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>ALL OF this brings us to the issue at hand. Stories highlighting the deviant behaviors of marginal social forces tend to be simplistic and misleading, and to serve identifiable political forces. And so, with our national discourse suddenly dominated by stories describing the demise of Israeli democracy, women’s rights and the rule of law at the hands of modern and ultra- Orthodox Jews, we need to consider who benefits from the stories.</p>
<p>It is notable that the seam lines being opened by all of the stories, which are again, about deviations from the norm of Israel’s social cohesion, all fall within the governing coalition. Stories of “Jewish terrorists” set the security hawks against the ideological hawks. They set the likes of Defense Minister Ehud Barak and his supporters against the Jewish communities in Judea and Samaria and their representatives in the Likud, Israel Beiteinu, Habayit Hayehudi and other coalition parties.&#8217;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Merry Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.israellycool.com/2011/12/24/merry-christmas-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aussie Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wishing all of my Christian readers a Merry Christmas]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1><span style="color: #ff0000;">Merry</span> <span style="color: #008000;">Christmas</span></h1>
<p>to my Christian readers. Wishing all of my Christian readers a Merry Christmas! And thank you for your support over the years.</p>
<p>Like I did last year, I&#8217;ll leave the last word to Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu.</p>
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		<title>To Beard Or Not To Beard</title>
		<link>http://www.israellycool.com/2011/12/15/to-beard-or-not-to-beard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 06:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aussie Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The big news of the week has apparently not been the explosion in Iran, Time Magazine's choice of person of the year, or even the fallout from Newt Gingrich's comments on "palestinians."]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The big news of the week has apparently not been the explosion in Iran, Time Magazine&#8217;s choice of <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/12/14/MNPE1MCI5F.DTL" target="_blank">person of the year</a>, or even the <a href="http://www.jpost.com/International/Article.aspx?id=249481" target="_blank">fallout</a> from Newt Gingrich&#8217;s comments on &#8220;palestinians.&#8221; </p>
<p>No sirree. Judging by the buzz, it has apparently been Chassidic Reggae Superstar Matisyhau&#8217;s decision to shave off his beard!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.israellycool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/matisyahu-shaved.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-33298" style="margin-left: 6px; margin-right: 6px;" title="matisyahu shaved" src="http://www.israellycool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/matisyahu-shaved.jpg" alt="" width="252" height="252" /></a>In the wake of his hair-raising yet-somewhat-cryptic announcement, speculation <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rabbi-yonah-bookstein/matisyahu-shaves-judaism-and-beards_b_1147274.html" target="_blank">mounted</a>. Had the artist formerly known as Matt done an REM and lost his religion? Or was this a close encounter with his shaver of a more superficial kind?</p>
<p>Matisyahu first alluded to the fact that he had not turned away from Judaism the day after his initial announcement, <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/matisyahu/status/146696803457310721" target="_blank">tweeting</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>For all those who are confused:today I went to the Mikva and Shul just like yesterday</p></blockquote>
<p>But in a subsequent tweet, he <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/matisyahu/status/146960706816835585" target="_blank">wrote</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Thought of an analogy on the way home from Shul this morning. Everyone was walking with plastic bags picking up there dog&#8217;s shit.</p></blockquote>
<p>Apparently, he had not only shaved off his beard, but also developed a bit of a potty mouth (plus bad grammar, although that may have always been there).</p>
<p>This, however, did not mean he was no longer an Orthodox Jew. After all, I am one, and I tend to swear like a banshee (I like to blame it on my Australian upbringing).</p>
<p>Anyway, if there was still any doubt where Matisyahu stood in terms of his religious observance, I present you the following: </p>
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<p>Ok, now that we have cleared that up, can we get back to worrying about Iran&#8217;s march towards a nuclear weapon?</p>
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		<title>Is Paul McCartney Converting To Judaism?</title>
		<link>http://www.israellycool.com/2011/11/09/is-paul-mccartney-converting-to-judaism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 12:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aussie Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He is, if the rumors are to be believed]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He is, if the <a href="http://gothamist.com/2011/10/28/got_to_get_jew_into_my_life_is_paul.php" target="_blank">rumors</a> are to be believed (hat tip: Jim):</p>
<blockquote>
<div id="attachment_31985" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 210px"><a href="http://www.israellycool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/macca-pain.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-31985 " style="margin-left: 6px; margin-right: 6px;" title="macca pain" src="http://www.israellycool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/macca-pain.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="200" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;Now that really hurts!&quot;</p></div>
<p>While no one would confuse &#8220;McCartney&#8221; as a Hebrew name, Sir Paul does seem to have a thing for nice Jewish girls. His first wife, Linda, was a member of the tribe, and apparently Macca had talked about converting after marrying her, but &#8220;never got around to it.&#8221; After a brief stint with shiksa Heather Mills, McCartney has once again fallen for a Jew, current MTA board member Nancy Shevell, whom he married last month. And this time, he&#8217;s being a real mensch.</p>
<p><a href="http://209.81.89.177/" target="_blank">National Enquirer</a> is reporting that Macca, who was baptized as a Roman Catholic but was &#8220;admittedly never very devout,&#8221; promised Shevell that he&#8217;ll convert to Judaism, as she takes religion rather seriously. The two reportedly spent the night before their wedding <a href="http://www.jta.org/news/article-print/2011/10/09/3089770/paul-mccartney-attends-yom-kippur-services?TB_iframe=true&amp;width=750&amp;height=500" target="_blank">at Yom Kippur services</a>, and McCartney apparently told his friends he&#8217;ll be completing his conversion studies next year. Mazel tov, you crazy kids! Let&#8217;s hope Shevell doesn&#8217;t turn out to be a real Lady Meshugganah. Remember: All you need is l&#8217;chaim</p></blockquote>
<p>Notice this is coming from the National Enquirer, which makes this <em>slightly</em> more reliable than the rumors <a href="http://www.israellycool.com/2011/02/10/crazy-internet-rumor-of-the-week/" target="_blank">Paris Hilton is converting to Islam</a>.</p>
<p>But if this does turn out to be true, Paul&#8217;s going to need someone to hold his hand and <a href="http://www.israellycool.com/2011/10/05/foreskin-mans-failure/" target="_blank">Foreskin Man</a> is going to have a new life-long enemy.</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Imply We Are Violent Or We&#8217;ll Hurt You</title>
		<link>http://www.israellycool.com/2011/10/14/dont-imply-we-are-violent-or-well-hurt-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 13:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aussie Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This joke appeared on the BBC earlier this year]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This joke appeared on the BBC show Have I Got News For You earlier this year.</p>
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<p>The reaction was <a href="http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2011/06/06/13415/anger_at_hignfys_mecca_joke" target="_blank">predictable</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>Muslim groups are urging a widespread protest at the BBC over a Have I Got News For You joke they say was Islamophobic.</p>
<p>On Friday’s edition, host Sharon Horgan said: ‘The Independent described the Dostoevsky metro station… as the Mecca for suicides. Not to be confused with the Mecca of suicide bombers – which is Mecca.’</p>
<p>The joke received a slightly uncomfortable reaction from the studio audience, and is now set to lead to a torrent of complaints to the BBC.</p>
<p>Campaign group The Muslim Public Affairs Committee said: ‘By making such a comment she is giving the message that the holiest site in Islam is the centre of all terrorism and that Islam is inherently linked with violence.</p>
<p>‘This offhand comment does nothing except reinforce the message that Islam has something within its fundamental beliefs that makes it a threat to civil society Allowing this comment to go unchecked justifies the statement and condones such demonisation, as the comment implicitly implies that all Muslims are terrorists and all terrorists are Muslims.’</p>
<p>It urged viewers to email the BBC demanding an apology; echoing an online campaign being propagated by individuals on Islamic forums and via Twitter.</p>
<p>Today, Horgan apologised if any offence was caused, saying the line was ironic – and said she had received threats from those who misunderstood that.</p>
<p>In an internet post she said: &#8216;I am anti any prejudice of any kind. And particularly the generally lazy media portrayal of Muslims or any blanket negativity towards Islam.</p>
<p>&#8216;But HIGNFY is a political satire. Its job is to hold a mirror up to most media prejudice. It deals in irony and in that sense it does the OPPOSITE of what it’s actually saying.</p>
<p>&#8216;Any of the comments on here, which are suggesting I am racist or in any way anti-Muslim are a load of nonsense. HIGNFY, like all good satire plays on prejudices and that’s exactly what we were doing with this joke.</p>
<p>&#8216;Really hope that people understand this and stop <span style="color: #ff0000;">threatening me</span>. But if anyone misunderstood the intention of the joke – for it was a joke – then I apologise for any offence caused.&#8217;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Sloppy Dick Strikes Again</title>
		<link>http://www.israellycool.com/2011/10/07/sloppy-dick-strikes-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 23:03:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aussie Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doucheblogger<sup>TM</sup> Richard Silverstein embarrasses himself further]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In one of his recent anti-Israel posts, Doucheblogger<sup>TM</sup> Richard Silverstein shows his utter ignorance.</p>
<p>http://www.richardsilverstein.com/tikun_olam/2011/10/04/eyewitness-to-anatot-pogrom-attest-to-sexual-abuse/comment-page-1/#comment-246402</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">The 2nd day of Rosh HaShana in Israel is not a holy day at all. And you must not be religious or you would recognize that fact. In the Diaspora, the second day is celebrated as a chag, but not Israel. If you require an explanation of the halacha around this I’d be happy to oblige. So I’m afraid yr friends sold you a bill of goods on that one.</p>
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<div id="attachment_31022" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a href="http://www.israellycool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/silverstein-lie.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-31022" title="silverstein lie" src="http://www.israellycool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/silverstein-lie.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="100" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Screenshot of the comment kept for posterity, given Silverstein&#39;s propensity to delete all evidence of his ignorance</p></div>
<p>Rosh Hashanah is a two-day holiday, whether in Israel or in the Diaspora. Silverstein has clearly mixed it up with the &#8220;holiday&#8221; days of other Jewish festivals such as Succot and Passover, which are celebrated for two days in the Diaspora but only one day in Israel.</p>
<p>It is the kind of mistake you expect from someone completely ignorant about Judaism, not someone who claims to be knowledgable on the subject as El Doucherino does.</p>
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		<title>Monday Night Comedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aussie Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's funny because it's true.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s funny because it&#8217;s true.</p>
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		<title>Shana Tova</title>
		<link>http://www.israellycool.com/2011/09/28/shana-tova-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 10:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aussie Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rosh Hashanah – the Jewish New Year – starts tonight]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.chabad.org/holidays/JewishNewYear/template_cdo/aid/4644/jewish/Rosh-Hashanah.htm" target="_blank"><em>Rosh Hashanah</em></a> – the Jewish New Year – starts tonight. It is a two-day festival, which is then followed immediately by the Jewish Sabbath, so you won&#8217;t see me around these parts until at least Saturday night.</p>
<p>I would like to take this opportunity to wish my readers a happy, healthy and prosperous year.</p>
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<p>Since I’ll be out of blogging action for the next three or so days, please feel free to treat this as an open thread.</p>
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