Israellycool

Down Under Punditry in the Middle East

Best. Comeback. Ever

Monday, June 12th, 2006
 
Ok, maybe not the best ever, but at 1-0 down with less than ten minutes left, things were not looking good for the Aussies, competing in their first World Cup in over 30 years. But the boys in green and gold would not say die.
 
3 goals in 5 minutes, and I’m a happy camper.
 
 
Bring on Brazil, baby.

Sphere: Related Content

Tags: Soccer

Support the Socceroos

Thursday, June 8th, 2006
I will certainly be supporting Australia’s bid for soccer World Cup glory. But Ynetnews (via the AJNexplains why you should also be supporting us.
Australian soccer coach Guus Hiddink’s father, Gerhardus (Gerrit) Hiddink, stole food coupons during World War II in order to feed Jews who were hiding in his Dutch village of Varsseveld, according to Guus Hiddink’s brother Hans.
In a telephone interview from Varsseveld, Hans Hiddink also recounted his father’s efforts for the Dutch Resistance to save downed Allied pilots - for which he was cited by then US president Dwight D Eisenhower.
Hiddink senior would carry pilots downed in the Varsseveld area 40 kilometers to the south on his bicycle, where they were picked up by members of the Resistance and eventually spirited to safe havens in Spain. Hiddink senior’s assistance to the Jews was first mentioned in a Sydney Morning Herald profile titled “A beautiful mind”, published earlier this year.
 
Hans Hiddick told the AJN that his father, an unemployed teacher during the war, was appointed by the local authorities of Varsseveld - a township 150 kilometers east of Amsterdam - to manage the distribution of food coupons to the local population.
 
According to Hans, Gerrit Hiddink and his cousin would fake break-ins to the food-coupon offices and claim that coupons had been stolen. They would then use these coupons to feed several Jews who were in hiding in farmhouses in the area.
 
The son of one of the families fed by Hiddink, Joop Levi, is an Amsterdam Jew who comes on an annual pilgrimage to Hiddink senior - who will be marking his 90th birthday this year - to pay his respects for helping save his parents’ lives.
 
But while Hans seems to believe that all the Jews hiding in Varsseveld survived the war, records indicate that only a few families survived - with the help of the local population - while the rest suffered a fate similar to that of 107,000 Dutch Jews, 80 per cent of the prewar Jewish population, who were exterminated by the Nazis.
Another reason to support Australia in the World Cup: I am Australian, and you should want me to be happy.

Sphere: Related Content

Tags: Soccer

You Little Beauties!

Thursday, November 17th, 2005
The Aussies have finally made it to the World Cup Finals, after 31 years of heartbreak and near misses.
 
 
Well done boys!
 
(That’s the beauty of being an Ozraeli. The Israeli team fails, and I still have the Australian team to give me hope).

Sphere: Related Content

Tags: Soccer

Maradona Fesses Up

Wednesday, August 24th, 2005

Remember the infamous “Hand of God” incident from the 1986 World Cup Final? Well, Maradona has, for the first time, admitted that he deliberately used his hand to punch the ball into the net. But don’t fret. He had his reasons.

“I said to my team-mates to come and embrace me and celebrate the goal. They were a little hesistant. They came over to embrace me but it was as if they were saying: ‘We’ve robbed them’,” he said.

But Maradona, the Argentinian captain at the time, said he assured his team-mates that “whoever robs a thief gets a 100-year pardon.”

He was referring to British control of the Falkland Islands which lie just off Argentina and were scene of a bitter war in 1982 when the South Americans fought unsuccessfully to regain sovereignty of the islands they claimed as their own.

While I think his actions were disgraceful and unsportsmanlike, at least he did not blow himself up, as well as all the English players on the field.

Sphere: Related Content

Tags: Soccer

Another Great Result

Sunday, June 5th, 2005
Could you say that Israel has the luck of the Irish?
 
All of a sudden, the Israeli national soccer team stands on the threshold of World Cup glory.
 
Ok, maybe I am getting carried away, but let a man enjoy the moment, will ya?!
 

Sphere: Related Content

Tags: Soccer

A Clockwork Footwork Orange

Tuesday, May 17th, 2005
I don’t envy Ronaldo, who has his work cut out for him. It won’t be easy getting PLO Arabs and “anti-pullout” Israelis to play soccer together.
 

Sphere: Related Content

Tags: Soccer

Great Result

Thursday, March 31st, 2005
 
 
That’s what I’m talking about.
 
I did not see the game - I was at a wedding - but well done to the boys! And I am even reading that Israel outplayed the French and should have won. But I am calling the glass “half full”, since the result would have upset the French, and that, in itself, is reason to celebrate.
 
It sounds like I missed a great spectacle. Not only was the game exciting, but apparently the crowd jeered during the playing of the French national anthem, and booed the cowardly, bald goalkeeper Barthez. Can you blame them?
 
I am also happy that an Israeli-Arab - Walid Badir - scored Israel’s goal, as was the case in last week’s game against Ireland. This only serves to bring Israeli Arabs and Jews closer together.

Sphere: Related Content

Tags: Soccer

France vs Israel

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
Last night, the Israel’s under-21 soccer team defeated France 3-2. The win brings Israel to the top of UEFA’s Under-21 Championship qualifying Group 4.
 
Now if only the Israeli national team can repeat this achievement tonight.
 
Speaking of tonight’s game, French Jewish fans are reportedly torn over who to support.
While the French and Israeli national soccer teams gear up for Wednesday night’s World Cup qualifying match at Ramat Gan’s National Stadium, hundreds of French Jewish fans are torn over which side to support.
 
Some 1,000 French Jews arrived earlier this week on a solidarity visit, and purchased more than 300 tickets for the game, but pangs of dual loyalty still torment the group.
 
“There are a lot of French Jews who love Israel and want Israel to win,” said Dr. Joel Mergui, an organizer traveling with the group, “although I think that the majority will end up rooting for France.”
While I personally think that supporting France is a mistake (since France has not shown much loyalty towards Jews), I understand where these French Jews are coming from. Now contrast these feelings of loyalty for France with the feelings expressed by French Muslims at a soccer game a few years ago.
The threat to disrupt the national anthem brought back bad memories of a soccer game in the winter of 2001 at the beautiful Parc des Princes stadium in Paris. Pundits believed that game, the first time a French team went up against an Algerian team, played an important role in triggering Islamic extremism in France. Millions of French television viewers could not believe their eyes when their fellow citizens of the Muslim faith began booing when their adopted country’s anthem was played. The booing returned when the French scored a goal.
Many French officials and celebrities have arrived in Israel for the game (including a famous French-Jewish singer, who will sing the French national anthem - how’s that for loyalty?). One such official, Alain Calmat, is the former French minister of youth and sport..and articulator of the bloody obvious.
“I think it is mixed, whom the people will root for,” said Alain Calmat, the former French minister of youth and sport. “I hope that the French will be supported… I’m French, so I very much hope that France will win.”
Meanwhile, French sports writer Arnaud Hermant is perplexed that while Israelis are upset over French goalkeeper Barthez’s recent statements, Israelis have still treated the French nicely until now.
Hermant is afraid history is repeating itself. “I must say I am terribly surprised at the politics that have been created around the game,” he said. “In France, we wrote about the game in terms of sport. Here, it’s something else. It’s very strange that since we landed in Israel, people at the airport and the hotel have welcomed us very nicely. Even Barthez.
Yes, I can see why the French would find the notion of politeness to be a strange one.
 
Hermant also had some interesting statements about Barthez.
“Apparently something happened to him in front of the cameras,” Hermant said. “Maybe he lost his head.”
Maybe. And I would suspect you could find it up his own rear end.

Sphere: Related Content

Tags: France, Soccer

Garbage in Israel

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005
“Baldilocks” Barthez, who recently refused to travel with his teammates for a planned soccer match with Israel’s national team next week, gets the sarcastic treatment from the Jerusalem Post.
‘Fabien the Brave’ lands in Israel
 
Fabien Barthez plucked up his courage and arrived here together with the rest of the French squad ahead of Wednesday s World Cup qualifier with Israel. Barthez, who threatened not to make the trip to Israel due to fears for his personal security, landed at Ben Gurion Airport before being whisked to the team’s Tel Aviv hotel.
While I agree that Barthez and the French deserve some good old-fashioned, sarcastic treatment, I am a bit confused, since I was under the impression that he did not want to come “because of the the Israeli army’s actions against Palestinians in the West Bank and Gaza”, rather than security fears.
Either way, he is French, and a jerk. So he deserves the negative press. 
 
Meanwhile, I do not know what to make of this: 
In a bid to avoid the local media, the French squad was taken through a side door. Though photographers managed to catch a glimpse of the former European and world champions, journalists were left guessing as to the meaning of a four-finger signal by some of the French players.*
I am willing to guess that it does not mean “Shalom, it is nice to be here.”
 
Now how about leaving the French players guessing the meaning of an outstretched arm and raised middle finger?
 
* You can learn more French hand signals here.

Sphere: Related Content

Tags: Soccer

Glorious Bernd

Sunday, November 28th, 2004
Back in the late 90s when I was in Perth, my home town soccer team, Perth Glory, hired a German coach by the name of Bernd Stange.
 
Now Bernd could hardly speak a word of English, but the people of Perth soon developed quite a liking for him. His no-nonsense attitude was very reminiscent of Arnold Schwartznegger in the Terminator movies. That, and the team’s success, enabled Bernd to enjoy almost unprecedented levels of popularity for any coach in Western Australia. So much so, that when Glory chairman Nick Tana decided not to renew Bernd’s contract in early 2000, the public backlash forced Tana to reverse his decision, and offer Bernd a one-year extension on his contract.
 
After Bernd was let go, he accepted the position of coach of the Iraqi national team, where he almost immediately made an impact. Sadly, though, he was recently forced to leave, due to the security concerns in the country.
 
Now Bernd has expressed interest in being part of the new Australian soccer league (Hyundai A-League). However, Perth Glory fans should not get too excited:
Stange, who charmed the WA public during his time as Perth Glory coach from 1999 to 2001, threw his hat into the ring for a coaching position in the new Hyundai A-League, telling The West Australian yesterday: “I am available.”
—-
Stange said his family had loved their time in Perth and he would be willing to return to Australia.
 
“I would be interested - definitely,” he said from his home town of Jena, in Germany yesterday. “My family was very happy there. I know Australian soccer. I think I have the experience to push a new club.”
 
But Stange, whose popularity famously forced Glory chairman Nick Tana into an embarrassing backdown over his contract in February 2000, is unlikely to be offered a place with his former club - though it is currently looking to appoint a high-profile, overseas coach.
Perth readers of this blog: If you agree with me that Bernd was an asset to the team, please contact the Glory via their home page and let them know that we want Bernd!

Sphere: Related Content

Tags: Soccer

My Kind of Fans

Wednesday, October 20th, 2004
Last night, Dutch soccer side Ajax Amsterdam defeated Israeli side Maccabi Tel Aviv 3-0 in the Champions League.
 
Nothing so newsworthy there. After all, it is the soccer equivalent of Australia defeating Scotland in the cricket, England defeating the US in rugby, or the US defeating New Zealand in the basketball (I was going to use a NY Yankee analogy, but…)
 
What is kind of neat about the story is that although the game was played in Amsterdam, there were many Israeli flags being waved by fans. And I am talking about the Ajax fans.
 
If you are still confused, maybe this will clarify things for you.
 
Update: And Maccabi Tel Aviv players aren’t the only ones finding it hard to hit the target.

Sphere: Related Content

Tags: Soccer