All Entries Tagged With: "Syria"
Trivia Time
Question: Which is the odd one out from the following?
Dorktator Assad, Damascus, Golan Heights, musical knickers
Potatoes and Mushrooms
International Atomic Energy Agency (potato) head Mohamed ElBaradei has followed his confirmation that traces of uranium were found at a Syrian site bombed by Israel with confirmation that he is not an honest broker.
The head of the UN’s nuclear watchdog said Monday the agency needs more transparency from Syria and other nations to determine whether [...]
Al Qaeda Target Killed in Syria
Fox News reports that yesterday’s US strike on terrorists in Syria yielded results, with Abu Ghadiyain, Al Qaeda’s senior coordinator operating in Syria, being turned into worm food.
Not to be confused with Adam Gadahn, Al Qaeda’s senior surfer stoner dude.
Chutzpah of the Day
..comes courtesy of the UN (no surprises there).
UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon will demand that Israel pay Lebanon $1 billion in compensation over damages caused during the Jewish state’s 2006 war against Hizbullah, Lebanese media reported Saturday.
According to the report, the sum, based on World Bank appraisals, is aimed at covering the environmental and material damages [...]
One Afternoon in Syria
French President Nicolas Sarkozy says something to Qatar’s Emir Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa al-Thani, while Syrian Dorktator Bashar al-Assad and Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan look on.
Sarkozy: “Please don’t eat me.”
Ever the Dork
Syrian President Bashar “Dorktator” Assad lays on the charm in front of Turkey’s Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan.
“He he he. See what happens when I pull my finger?”
Random Bytes
Despite acknowledging being jipped, Israel is still going ahead with the terrorists-for-corpses exchange.
Syrian President Bashar “Dorktator” Assad sticks his neck out to avoid Ehud Olmert in Paris.
‘I’ll be Back’ meets ‘I’ll be Black’: Arnold Schwarzenegger says he’d work for Obama.
The world’s oldest blogger is now of the non-moveable type.
More Iranian fauxtography has been found.
Mentally Challenged
Here’s a headline from the Syrian Arab News Agency (SANA) that grabbed my attention:
Mrs. Asmaa al-Assad reviews unique experience on training mentally handicapped
She’ll have her husband doing the dishes in no time.
INTERPOL Entrenches Itself Deep Up Syria’s Tush
Figuratively speaking of course:
Interpol Secretary General Ronald Noble said Wednesday that Syria is ‘very cooperative’ in fighting terrorism.
‘We do not accuse countries of being terrorists. We just ask countries to cooperate with us, and Syria is very cooperative,’ Noble told a press conference on the sidelines of an anti-terrorism conference in Damascus.
The Interpol chief said [...]
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