All Entries Tagged With: "terrorist"

Mother of the Year

I’m guessing she isn’t going to be spending much of her new-found freedom at home with the kids.
Unless it’s to train them.

Released Palestinian prisoner Fatma Ziq, center, who returned to Gaza after her release from an Israeli jail, holds a rifle as she sits with her children in the family house in Gaza City, Friday, [...]

The Supernatural Terrorist

Here’s the touching tale of a Hamas terrorist called Abu Anas, who did not let dying and meeting his 72 virgins get in the way of some post-death nookie with his bereaved wife.
A Man for all Missions

Sa’id Issa Siam
the Fighter who Rested after 18 Years of Jihad
Name: Sa’id Issa Siam
Nickname: Abu Anas
Birth date: 26 January [...]

A Hair’s Breadth

Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh discusses important matters with senior Islamic Jihad leader Nafez Azzam in Gaza.

Haniyeh: “That’s impressive. No matter for how long I stop shaving, I can never get it to grow longer than this.”

The Best of Terrorfat: The Many Faces of Afatrat

(First published September 19th, 2004)
PLO Arab terrorist leader Yasser Afatrat is no one dimensional villain. He has many dimensions.
There’s his courageous side:

(It takes guts to roll your boogers in public)
There’s his cultural side:

“To be or not to be…that is the question.”
There’s his charming side:

“Has anyone ever told you how much you look like my wife [...]

The Best of Terrorfat: Martyred…With Children

Meet Al (Aqsa) Bundy:

(First published October 20th, 2004)

Arafat Remembered

Ma’an News has a tribute article to Yasser Arafat, which is begging for some mockery.
On Tuesday 11 November Palestinians commemorated the death of their first leader: Abu Ammar, Al-Ra’is (the president) and in the end Al-Khityar (the old man), former Palestinian President Yasser Arafat.
Not to forget Abu Al-Shityar (the dirty old man), Abu Nimr (the [...]

Beating a Dead Horse

Yawn.
Former Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat, who died four years ago this week, was poisoned by Israel, a relative says.
“Every day there are statements and clues about the elimination of Arafat and every day we draw closer to the poisoning theory,” Nasser al-Qidwa, a nephew of the late Palestinian leader, said.
“In a year or two, the [...]

“I Am Terrorist, Hear Me Roar”

The Fatah terrorist on the right is in severe need of a rocket launcher shoved where the sun don’t shine.

I have a sneaking suspicion the terrorist on the left would oblige him.

Media Bias of the Day

Palestinian former-prisoner Sonia al-Rai smiles surrounded by friends and family at the Jalama checkpoint near the West Bank city of Jenin on October 26, 2008, after being released from an Israeli jail after 11 years. Sonia al-Rai, 40, held longer than any other female inmate in an Israeli jail, was released today and met by [...]

Nasrallah Denies the Rumors

Following reports that he had survived a poisoning attempt, Hizbullah leader Hassan Nasrallah would like us all the know that this was not the case.
The Hizbullah-run Al-Manar news agency reported Saturday that recent reports stating the organization’s secretary general, Hassan Nasrallah, escaped a poisoning attempt on his life were false.
Al-Manar aired an interview with Nasrallah [...]