So you can imagine my surprise when I just discovered this obviously satirical post being used as a serious source within a terrorist database.

Validity of information unknown?

If I didn’t know any better, I’d say Richard Silverstein was doing the fact-checking.

1. She was stopped at an evil checkpoint, perhaps they are needed;
2. She was heading back to the hospital that had previously treated her;
3. She wanted to blow up people in a HOSPITAL;
4. She wants to finish the job;
5. She has no remorse;
6. She’s free;
7. She should be dead.

h/t The Blaze and the clip comes from Fox News

Zionist Death Cold^TM?

Palestinian Scouts and their families rallied in the Gaza YMCA Friday afternoon to honor former Palestinian political prisoner Christian al-Bandak and welcome him to Gaza.

Al-Bandak, who donned a Scout uniform to receive a commemorative plaque, is one of 447 prisoners already released by Israel in its ongoing exchange of prisoners with the Palestinian government in Gaza.

After sentencing al-Bandak to four lifetimes in occupation prisons in 2003, Israel illegally exiled him to the Gaza Strip from his home in Bethlehem following his release, along with over 160 other West Bank residents.

The only Christian among the released prisoners, he had remained behind in Gaza while most others traveled from it, the West Bank, Israel, or foreign exile to Mecca, Saudi Arabia for the Muslim Hajj.

“People were here of different ages, religions, and parties,” al-Bandak said afterward. “This illustrates the unity and patriotism of the Palestinian people. My welcome in Gaza has been excellent.”

This man the ISM touts as a “political prisoner” was convicted of several shooting attacks which claimed the lives of two Israelis and seriously wounded a third in 2002.

So much for their claims they support “non-violent resistance” only.

As for the Palestinian Scouts who honored this murderer:

In 1948, thousands of Palestinians fled from or were driven from their homes and formed a Palestinian Scout Association in exile. This association was refused membership in the World Organization, but Scouting continued nonetheless. (WOSM recognition of Scout movements is possible only when Scouting is active and operating within the borders of its own national state and that state having a seat in the United Nations.)

In 1993, an agreement was reached and slowly land was returned to the Palestinians. The Palestinian Scout Association immediately resumed its activity in this region. Palestine was not recognized by the United Nations, but WOSM decided to give the Palestinian Scout association a special temporary status. Before the proposal was brought to a vote, the president of the Israel Scouting Federation made a statement asking the World Scout Conference to support the proposal. His speech was received with a standing ovation [1]. The Palestinian Scout Association was accepted as an Associate WOSM Member.

You can contact the World Organization Of The Scout Movement here:

World Organization of the Scout Movement
Rue du Pré-Jérôme 5
PO Box 91
CH-1211 Geneva 4 Plainpalais
Switzerland
Tel.: (+41) 22 705 10 10
Fax.: (+41) 22 705 10 20
worldbureau@scout.org
scout.org

Or you can send the feedback directly here.

More here.

He may look like a friendly guy (or at least someone trying to impress the ladies on some Muslim dating site). But he’s not. In fact, he’s a real nasty piece of work.

Saudi cleric Dr. Awad al-Qarni is offering a $100,000 reward to anyone who kidnaps Israeli soldiers. He is responding to an ad published by the Libman family offering a similar reward for anyone who catches the person who murdered their relative Shlomo Libman.

Libman was killed by terrorists near the settlement of Yitzhar in 1998.

“The press reported that the Zionist settlers will pay huge amounts of money to whoever kills the freed Palestinian prisoners,” al-Qarni said. “In response to these criminals I declare to the world that any Palestinian who will jail an Israeli soldier and exchange him for prisoners will be rewarded with a $100,000 prize,” he wrote on his Facebook page.

Al-Qarni’s post has already received more than 1,000 likes and extensive coverage in Hamas-affiliated newspapers in Gaza.

Here’s his Facebook page for those who can read Arabic or otherwise like looking at meaningless squiggly lines all over the place.

Actually, this isn’t the first time Al-Qarni has sprouted hatred on Facebook. In fact, his page was deleted last year – presumably because he was using it to spread hatred, like this fatwa calling for attacks on Jewish and American interests all over the world. Of course, this didn’t stop some from rallying to have his account reinstated, with this joker even claiming Al-Qarni “has always been a moderate preacher, with moderate thoughts and belief in Islam.” But at some stage, his page was either reinstated or he simply created a new one.

Here’s hoping Al-Qarni joins his crown prince really soon.

Freed blind Palestinian prisoner Ala'a al-Bazian (R) from Jerusalem's Old City is helped by his brother to walk around his family house following his release from an Israeli jail after 28 years of imprisonment, on October 19, 2011. The Palestinian Hamas movement exchanged Gilad Shalit, the Israeli soldier who spent more than five years of isolation in a Gaza hide-out, for hundreds of Palestinian militants being held in Israeli jails (Getty Images)

Seems to be like this photo and caption is designed to elicit sympathy for this elderly blind man. Heck, Israel probably blinded him, in addition to imprisoning him.

What Mr Caption Writer fails to mention is 1) Ala’a al-Bazian was blinded by an unsuccessful foray into bomb making  2) He was imprisoned for life for terrorist activities 3) Despite his terrorism, Israel allowed him to travel to Jordan for medical treatment and 4) He was a member of our “peace partner” Mahmoud Abbas’ Fatah

[warning: shoddy auto-translation] 

Ma’an – confirmed the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, the deterioration of the health status of its Secretary-General Ahmed Saadat, the leader and its entry in the recurrent episodes of coma after losing a large part of its weight.

The Front said in a statement arrived “together” a copy of that response will be harsh loaded with the Netanyahu government full responsibility for the lives of its Secretary General.

Front and warned the Israeli occupation authorities against the consequences of their practices “repressive and terrorist” against the Palestinian prisoners and deprive them of basic human rights by Santha and confirmed by the Fourth Geneva Convention, which hit the wall by the occupation government.

Interestingly enough, Maan News (English) has no mention of this development, although in a report yesterday, his health was described as ”very worrying.”

Despite the fact that going on a hunger strike is not so good for one’s health, Firas Press (Arabic) prefers to blame Sadaat’s condition on Zionist Death Snakes.^TM

The Director of the Abu Jihad for the Prisoners Affairs at the University of Jerusalem, Fahed Abu Haj that the management of the interest of the occupation prisons planned to kill the Secretary General of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, Ahmed Saadat, who is being held in solitary solitary confinement since his arrest in 2006, through several means, most recently put snakes in his cell.

Hajj said in a press statement: ‘The occupation authorities put snakes inside the cell, Saadat unilateral, as well as about his subject to solitary confinement and restrictions upon the deprivation of basic human rights, and barred him from visiting’.

He pointed out that the Prison Service gave up their attempts to kill him by following the previous procedures, placing his cell had snakes, pointing out that when he discovered the snake is the interest of the prison to kill her, but he was surprised the next morning the presence of other cell had a snake.

Abu Al Haj promised that leaving no room for doubt that the interest of his prison intends to kill Saadat.

Either way, here’s hoping Ahmed Saadat is soon Ahmed the dead terrorist.

Which is true, if by “killed” they mean “blew himself up.” 

"Oh my son, how you blew up so quickly" (Reuters/Mohammed Salem)

A 22-year-old man was killed in the northern Gaza Strip on Monday afternoon, after witnesses reported Israeli troops fired at him near the border with Israel.

The military wing of the Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine claimed Ahmad al-Azazmeh, from the northern city of Beit Hanoun, as a fighter in their brigades, and said he was on a “jihad mission.”

An Israeli army spokesman said soldiers identified two people planting an explosive device near forces at the border in northern Gaza early Monday afternoon, and a loud explosion was heard. She denied Israeli troops opened fire.

Witnesses told Ma’an that al-Azazmeh was by the wall when troops shot him and blocked an ambulance from reaching the man before he died.

Israeli forces impose a no-go zone in the border area of the Gaza Strip.

Besides all that viagra, the number two cause of premature explodation in Gaza is “jihad missions.”

Palestinian militants with the Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine (DFLP) take part in a training session in the southern Gaza Strip town of Khan Yunis on October 03, 2011. (SAID KHATIB/AFP/Getty Images)

Remember, folks, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Update: Meanwhile, here’s a real work accident.

A militant affiliated to the armed wing of Hamas was killed in the Gaza Strip during a military drill on Monday night.

Al-Qassam Brigades fighter Osama Adel Awad, 19, from the Sheikh Radwan neighborhood of Gaza City, “died a martyr” during the drill, according to an announcement broadcast over mosque loudspeakers in the city.

The circumstances surrounding his death are unclear.