All Entries Tagged With: "terrorists"

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website.
For previous profiles, see here.
The One With The Demanding Husband

Sana Qdeih
After the battle had intensified between the Zionist forces and Basem, he told his wife to deport the house with children and leave him alone.

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website.
For previous profiles, see here.
The Ted

Hassan Salah
Hassan Salih Salah was born on January 20th, 1986 in Jabalia camp.
Studied in his camp’s schools and was excellent.

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website.
For previous profiles, see here.
The Pedophile
Majdi Jaber
He lived with happy family; he played with his neighborhood’s children and he interested in imitating others.
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He loved his brothers and sisters, especially, his brother’s daughter.

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website.
For previous profiles, see here.
The Count
Hassan Abu Shaqfa
Hassan studied the elementary grade in his camp’s school and then the preparatory and secondary in Beit Hanoun’s schools. After that, he joined the Islamic University to graduate with bachelor certificate in counting.

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website.
For previous profiles, see here.
The Anti-Violinist
Sharif Zaggoot
He worked in the excusive force that that the Ministry or Interior formed to save the people from the fiddlers and criminals.

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website.
For previous profiles, see here.
The Vampire Slayer
Nael fawzi Suleiman Kideh
After a life full of honest incidents and after a lot of sacrifices, it was a dark night when  Bats come out.
On the 8th of July 2006, some information reported that occupation forces  raided [...]

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website.
For previous profiles, see here.
The Skunk
Karam Al-Wadiya
Karam hemorrhaged for hours before his eyes get closed for ever.
He looked different; the light was coming out of his face, and his body was spreading musk on the people who came for funeral.

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website.
For previous profiles, see here.
The Boob
Mohammed Jmasi
He was a warm bosom for his brothers;

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website.
For previous profiles, see here.
The Contortionist
Ahmed Ash-Shaer
While he was firing mortars, he noticed a drone flying in the region, so he hid between bushes and started praying Al-Asr prayer. While he was in prostrate, the drone fired him with one rocket.

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website.
For previous profiles, see here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here.
The Flamer

Ahmed Kamal Al Wesaifi
He worked with the martyr Metwalli Al Arqan and Ammar Hijazi. But was very sad when his friend Na’em Basim [...]