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The Commander of UNIFIL continues to show how utterly useless both he and his troops are.

Commander of the United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon (UNIFIL) Maj.-Gen. Claudio Graziano on Thursday accused Israel of violating UN Security Council Resolution 1701 that brought an end to the Second Lebanon War.

During a press conference at the United Nations headquarters in New York, Graziano cited the IAF forays over Lebanon and the village of Ghajar, which he called “a permanent violation of 1701″ and “a permanent area under occupation.”

A further violation, according to Graziano, was Israel’s failure to provide maps of all the locations where it dropped cluster bombs during the 2006 war.

In contrast, he said that the UN enjoyed excellent cooperation with Hizbullah and with the local Lebanese people.

Ain’t that the truth.

Ynetnews has a fascinating interview with everybody’s favorite outgoing ambassador to the UN, Dan Gillerman.

There are many interesting anecdotes, including his friendship with Pakistan’s UN Ambassador Munir Akram, and encounters with the Syrian and Iranian ambassadors. But my favorite is his recollection of an interview on CNN during the Second Lebanon War.

“I was sitting in front of a CNN reporter who accused us of killing hundreds of Lebanese, including dozens of children, while we only lost 54 soldiers. I told her, ‘You really make me feel ashamed and apologize to you for not being able to provide you with more dramatic numbers.’ It was live, and she was pretty shocked.

This story epitomizes Dan Gillerman’s approach in my eyes. He was always able to articulate things in such a way, as to show the absurdity of the numerous condemnations of Israel. All the time while being entertaining.

As the Ynet reporter writes:

His addresses at the Security Council during the Second Lebanon War were among the best the organization has seen in recent years, and there are those who even noted that he caused the institution to awake from its boredom.

Former US Ambassador to the UN John Bolton wrote in his book “Surrender is not an Option” that the Tanzanian envoy had whispered to him during one of the discussions that he couldn’t understand why the Arabs kept on asking for urgent meetings against Israel – and giving the stage to Gillerman.

Read the whole thing.

Dan Gillerman, outgoing Israeli ambassador to the UN, is always good for a sound-bite. Here are a couple of highlights from an interview in yesterday’s NYT:

You recently called Jimmy Carter a “bigot” after he met with Khaled Meshal, the head of Hamas. Is it true you were reprimanded by the U.S. State Department? There was no complaint or reprimand. The only reaction I received was very positive.

The Bush administration, it seems, has not done much to advance the Mideast peace process. Would you agree? I think the key is in the Arab world. The Palestinians’ real tragedy is that they have not been able to produce a Nelson Mandela. Every single day, Muslims are killed by Muslims. You do not see a single Muslim leader get up and say, “Enough is enough.” It’s nearly as if we live in a world where if Christians kill Muslims, it’s a crusade. If Jews kill Muslims, it’s a massacre. And when Muslims kill Muslims, it’s the Weather Channel. Nobody cares.

You are about to be replaced at the U.N. by Gabriela Shalev, a law professor at Ono Academic College with no experience as a diplomat. Can any regular person be a diplomat? I’m sure Gaby will do great. Diplomacy is not something you can learn at school or in the foreign service. A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell and actually make you look forward to the journey.

I’ll miss this guy.

Israel has called for the removal of the two UNIFIL soldiers who were photographed saluting the coffins of Hizbullah terrorists during Wednesday’s prisoner exchange.

But instead of doing the responsible thing and removing the soldiers, the UN has defended their actions!

Israel is calling for removal of two United Nations soldiers from Lebanon after photographs surfaced of the soldiers saluting the coffins of Hezbollah terrorists during a prisoner exchange Wednesday.

Associated Press photographer Mohammed Zaatari captured an image of the troops paying homage to fallen Hezbollah fighters as trucks bearing their coffins drove through the city of Tyre in southern Lebanon.

The blue-helmet U.N. troops, who operate under the auspices of the U.N. Interim Force in Lebanon (UNIFIL), are meant disarm Hezbollah in southern Lebanon and be an impartial buffer along the country’s border with Israel.

Israel’s ambassador to the United Nations, Dan Gillerman, said he was “shocked and horrified” by the photograph and that it was time for the saluting soldiers to go.

“I think they should be recalled and be sent back to whichever country they came from,” said Gillerman. “I think they’ve definitely compromised their impartiality and have in a very big way,

in a very serious way, compromised the integrity of the United Nations.”

But a UNIFIL spokeswoman said the salute was nothing out of the ordinary.

“It is customary in most armies for military personnel in uniform to salute whenever a coffin passes in a procession,” UNIFIL spokeswoman Yasmina Bouziane said. “They were merely following this customary military tradition and saluted coffins draped in Lebanese national flags at their own initiative.”

The identity of the troops wasn’t certain, but Getty Images reports they were from Italy.

The incident occurred as Israel released five living Hezbollah prisoners and the bodies of 199 Lebanese and Palestinian militants killed in recent conflicts. In exchange, Hezbollah returned the remains of two Israeli soldiers kidnapped during a cross-border raid in 2006.

The truck bearing the coffins also featured a large image of Imad Mughniyeh, the Hezbollah mastermind who was killed in February in Damascus.

Israeli officials said UNIFIL troops were saluting the symbol of the violence they are meant to oppose and defuse.

“I think this is a very tragic and sad day for the United Nations when its soldiers who were sent there because of Hezbollah terrorist activities salute the terrorists and the killers,” Gillerman said.

“They are there as peacekeepers with a very clear mandate to disarm Hezbollah — they’re not there to honor terrorists,” he said.

The United Nations rejected the suggestion that its troops favored Hezbollah and told FOXNews.com that UNIFIL troops were doing their job and remained an unbiased force.

“They are impartial with regards to the forces on the ground,” Farhan Haq, a U.N. spokesman, said. “(UNIFIL) is an impartial source — it doesn’t show a bias for either side.”

Such assurances have done little to assuage Israel’s representatives, who said U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki-moon should be “appalled” by the action and called for disciplinary action.
“I think [Secretary Ban] should remove them from wearing those helmets and from serving the United Nations,” Gillerman said.

Nothing to see here..move along.

Notice the UNIFIL spokeswoman’s mention of the “coffins draped in Lebanese national flags”, meant to imply the soldiers thought they were saluting dead of the Lebanese army and not of Hizbullah. Tellingly, she does not mention the huge picture of Hizbullah arch-terrorist Imad Mughniyeh.

I also very much doubt it is “customary in most armies for military personnel in uniform” to stop everything and salute a procession of coffins of the very people the armies are supposed to be fighting. But I’ll leave it to someone in the know to confirm whether or not this is the case.

In any event, we once again see why Israel should never have accepted UN Resolution 1701.

Regular readers will know the high esteem in which I hold Israel’s outgoing UN Ambassador Dan Gillerman.

According to this Ha’aretz report, Gillerman has some other, rather unexpected, admirers.

Ambassadors from Arab countries and the Gulf states were among the guests at a reception yesterday for outgoing United Nations Ambassador Dan Gillerman, who is completing a six-year tour of duty. One veteran UN reporter for an American television network told viewers he could not recall such an impressive Arab turnout for a diplomatic event for a senior Israeli official.

The envoys from Egypt, Jordan, Qatar and Oman were seen at the reception, which took place in the official apartment of the Israeli ambassador in Manhattan.

A particular surprise was the attendance at the party of the Palestinian observer at the UN, Riyad Mansour, the senior Palestinian envoy, who usually eschews Israeli diplomatic events and who embraced Gillerman. At a recent Security Council meeting Gillerman and Mansour exchanged heated remarks.

In his words of thanks at the reception, Gillerman noted his particular appreciation for the Palestinian representative for coming, despite criticism of his doing so.

Gills, thanks for the memories.

Gillerman’s Greatest Hits:

Gotta Love the Gillerman

Gillerman on Carter

Gillerman Again

Gillerman’s the Man

Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

From tomb raider to coffin saluter:

U.N. soldiers salute as a tractor-trailer loaded with coffins of nearly 200 Lebanese and Palestinian fighters and bearing the picture of slain Hezbollah top leader Imad Mughniyeh, right, arrives in the southern city of Tyre, Lebanon, Thursday, July 17, 2008. Eight tractor-trailers loaded with coffins are driving from south Lebanon to Beirut a day after a prisoner swap between Israel and Lebanon.

It is one thing to be utterly incompetent. It is another to be siding with evil.

Either way, agreeing to UN Resolution 1701 was clearly yet another of Israel’s huge mistakes.

He speaketh the truth (hat tip: Shy Guy)

Danny Gillerman, outgoing Ambassador to the United Nations, told the Israel-American Chamber of Commerce, that the U.N. can be “a crazy world.” He joked, “You know you’re in a crazy world when world’s greatest rapper is white, the world’s greatest golfer is black, the world’s greatest soldiers are Jewish, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the French accuse the Americans of being arrogant.”

Gillerman said he was proud as an Israeli when he appeared in the U.N. because he represented “a country that is far better than most member states of the U.N. with the possible exception of the United States.” He also noted that Muslims lead the world in violence and terror.

“Muslims are killing Muslims. When Christians kill Muslims, it’s the Crusades. When Jews kill Muslims it’s murder, and when Muslims kill Muslims, it’s like talking about the weather. Nobody really cares about it,” he said.

Period.

Since it went into effect last week, at least eight violations of the new ceasefire agreement with Hamas and the Palestinian factions have been recorded, a UN source told Ynet on Thursday. According to the source, seven violations were committed by the IDF, while the Palestinians are responsible for just one.

However the UN report does not include the Qassam fire launched towards the Negev during the day. “It is important that both sides honor the ceasefire, in order for it to be the first constructive step towards a wider and more extensive peace process between the sides,” the source said.

Do you remember the palestinian UNRWA teacher who moonlighted as a deputy commander/rocket maker for Islamic Jihad?

The Australian has more on how he was turned into worm food.

Just before sunset on April 30 one of Gaza’s most loved teachers Awad al-Keek drove slowly away from his school.

He may have heard the foreboding whump of an Israeli Apache attack helicopter as it swept in low through the hazy spring sky. Others in the southern town of Rafah certainly did. The Apaches are always a soundtrack of trouble brewing, invariably followed by a crescendo of explosions and sirens.

Saleh Awad, a plump father of nine from a poor nearby neighbourhood, listened and watched with great trepidation. Using an Israeli SIM card in his Palestinian phone, he had just called his handlers at the Jewish state’s intelligence headquarters in Tel Aviv and told them al-Keek was in the car with the local brains trust of the militant group, Islamic Jihad.

The boom that followed left one of Islamic Jihad’s darkest secrets in shards of flesh and twisted metal. Al-Keek, the chief rocket engineer of Islamic Jihad, was dead. So were four of his colleagues.

The month since has revealed a series of bitter realities for all stakeholders in the tragic arena of Gaza; the UN Relief and Works Agency which paid al-Keek’s teacher’s salary for at least the past two years, the shell-shocked locals of Rafah and hunted militants among them, and the Israelis who have since seen Awad - one of their most valuable informants - caught, exposed and condemned.

Al-Keek’s family was still in mourning and UNRWA still in crisis when Islamic Jihad launched the hunt for whoever gave up their most crucial scientist. As the militant group was pasting a martyr’s poster depicting al-Keek’s smiling face alongside a logo of its military wing, the group’s footsoldiers were asking angry questions all over town.

The body of the gentle, Western-leaning man of education by day and warlord by night was shrouded in an Islamic Jihad burial cloth as hooded men shouldered it through the hot, forsaken streets of Rafah to the crowded graveyard nearby. But al-Keek’s wife and two daughters wanted little to do with the sheiks and militant chiefs who came to pay their respects. They feared their husband and father’s clandestine role in life would haunt them in death. And it has.

UNRWA has suspended his family’s access to his pension pending the results of an investigation, even though the family disavows his links to militancy.

The family’s denials matter little on the streets where al-Keek’s poster takes pride of place on lampposts, concrete walls and shopfronts already covered with yellowing images of other dead men.

Written in Arabic under the logo of Islamic Jihad’s military wing, the Jerusalem Brigades, is a tribute that reads: “The martyr and the leader Awad al-Keek, the leader of the manufacturing and engineering unit who was assassinated by the enemy’s cowardly planes in Rafah on 30/4/2008.”

As is often the case when the game is up, Islamic Jihad, like other Gazan militant groups, was more than willing to reveal what their slain comrade had done even though his assassination again exposed their security failings.

The curse of collaborators has crippled militants’ ambitions in Gaza almost weekly for the past two decades. But rarely had a snitch been able to do this sort of damage.

Al-Keek had been making rockets for the two years he was a science teacher at the School for Refugees, where he had recently been promoted to deputy headmaster. Under the cover of night in a local warehouse, he had apparently set up a production line that churned out well-engineered rockets, with steadily improving range and targeting abilities.

From southern Gaza, the rockets had been shuffled to the frontlines of the northern Strip from where they were fired incessantly into Israel by militants who daily ran the gauntlet of rockets fired from drones and Apaches and shells shot from tanks. No weapon had wreaked more terror on Israelis than the type of rocket engineered by al-Keek. All over Israel, they are known colloquially by the name Gazans long ago gave them: Qassams.

Awad was at home when the hooded men from The Jerusalem Brigades burst through his door in mid-May. A series of street whispers had led them to him, and he was talking within days. What he had to say confirmed his interrogators’ darkest suspicions and provided answers to how at least five other of the group’s chieftains had also been hunted down, many in the months before al-Keek was blown up.

“My name is Saleh Awad,” he began awkwardly in Arabic during a forced video confession. “I live in Rafah. I am a refugee from Semsen (a former Arab town in what is now Israel). I am married with nine children. I used to work in the Palestinian intelligence. I started working with the Israelis on July 1 2007 a few days after the takeover of Hamas. My contact was an Israeli intelligence officer ‘Sami’.” Continuing with the downcast eyes of a soon-to-be-dead man he said: “I rejected the idea when he first called me. I said yes on the first of July. He asked me to buy an Orange (Israeli network) SIM card. But I said I already have one and he asked me to call him so that we know each other’s number. He gave me a password that we were to work by.”

Every time Awad called his handler in the Israeli domestic security service, the Shin Bet, he was to start his conversation with a two-word password which would let his handler know he was not calling under coercion. The password was “Yousef Ward”, he said.

Awad was told to turn up at an arranged spot on the border fence and collect his payments. After he facilitated his first assassination he collected $US400 ($426). In early April he received a similar sum for giving up an Islamic Jihad rocket launcher named Osama al-Hoby.

The price on the Islamic Jihad men’s heads is measly compared with the sums being forked out for terror targets in Iraq, Afghanistan and Lebanon. Iraqis who provided information about men named on the US military’s infamous deck of cards in 2003, were routinely paid rewards of $US1 million. The head of Hezbollah’s military wing, Imad Mugniyeh, who was slain in Damascus in February, was worth $US5 million to whoever served him up.

The price on al-Keek’s head has not been revealed, though it is unlikely to be anywhere near the bounties being paid for the region’s other big fish.

But relativities are starkly different in Gaza, which has been under a crippling siege for more than two years. Most Gazan public servants have been on a reduced salary, if they are paid at all, since last June, when Hamas seized outright control of the Strip during a brief and brutal power struggle that tightened the Israeli-led boycott.

Even the $US400 for his first job proved a weighty sum for Awad. Each target he offered up earned him more.

“I told the intelligence officer that (al-Hoby) person works with the Islamic Jihad and launches rockets and so he asked me to follow him,” he continued. “I first followed him by motorcycle as he went to Khan Younis (a city in central Gaza). The second day I watched him hiding towards Tal Al Sultan neighbourhood and I gave (the handler) information about what al-Hoby’s car looked like. When the Israeli rockets struck, al-Hoby was killed instantly along with another Islamic Jihad member, Karam Hammad.”

With both men out of the way, Awad was requested to deliver the main prize. “He asked me to follow Awad al-Keek and I told him that this person works with Islamic Jihad as the engineer of heavy weapons and was producing rockets.”

Before he was finally tracked down, Awad went on to provide information about a weapons depot in a local mosque near his home. “Sami called me that day about 4pm asking me about the situation, and I told him everything was still there and that there were some Palestinian policemen sitting there as well. He called me again about an hour before they shelled the mosque. I also gave him some information about three tunnels in Rafah (which had been used to smuggle goods and weapons from Egypt).”

The seven policemen out the front of the mosque were killed and the weapons silo levelled.

In mid-May, Awad was forced to make his final call to his handler. With Islamic Jihad recording the conversation, he said: “I can’t talk to you today, I’m tired and sick.” The spook replied: “I didn’t like the way you talked to me yesterday, what is the password.”

“Salah, Salah,” Awad replied. The Shin Bet immediately knew the game was over.

Summary executions of accused collaborators have been common in both Gaza and the West Bank, and Awad was initially slated to be shot straight away. However, the senior leadership of Islamic Jihad intervened, sending him and another captured local ringleader of informants, Saleh Abu-Zayed, to the Hamas-run Interior Ministry, which deals with internal security in Gaza.

“This cell was one of the most dangerous in the Gaza Strip because of the length of time they had been dealing with the Israelis and the quality of the information they had provided them,” said Sheikh Nassiz Azzam, a joint-leader of Islamic Jihad in Gaza. “Abu Zayed had been dealing with them for 12 years. Awad was not that long, but his help was immense. He was directly responsible for the killing of the leader al-Keek and he did huge damage to the cause and the Palestinian people.”

Explaining the unusual step of handing both men over to what serves as a justice system in the legal vacuum of Gaza, he continued: “Everybody is dealing with this cautiously. There is great sensitivity over this file and we don’t want anyone to exploit the issue of collaborators for their own ends. After we interrogated them we handed them over to Hamas. We have conclusive evidence that they have committed many acts of sabotage and have been directly responsible for killing many members of the resistance.

“Awad admitted he had monitored and followed al-Keek and played a direct role in his murder. We have asked (Hamas) to give a heavy sentence as a deterrent and to protect the resistance and Palestinian society.”

Awad remains in a security prison in northern Gaza where his fate will be determined within weeks. He is way out of his handler’s reach and kept away from his family, who now face a lifetime of shame in Rafah.

UNRWA, which screens employees for militant links and asks them to sign contracts that vow no ties to political violence, or terror, is looking at how it can further tighten screening measures.

Even in a place so accustomed to betrayal, the fate of the furtive teacher and the doomed spy are haunting the landscape.