The Sydney Morning Herald reports that the results of a British poll indicate that more people would rather participate in a tandem skydive with Homer Simpson than with George Bush.
This result is consistent with a previous poll, which found that Homer Simpson was the greatest American ever.
I would also prefer to skydive with Homer. I have nothing against Dubya, but if my chute did not work, I would prefer to land on top of the guy most resembling a jelly donut.
