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Resignation Letter

In an Israellycool exclusive, here is the original letter sent by Afatrat to Queria, in response to the latter’s resignation.

Dear Ahmey,

Thanks for your letter of resignation. However, after careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your resignation at this time.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of resignation letters. As you may recall, Mahmey Abbas resigned earlier this year, bringing the total number of resignations by a Palestinian PM to one, a record number in the proud history of our people.

Despite your outstanding record in quitting, I find that your resignation does not meet my standards. In order to stop being Palestinian PM, you must meet one of the following criteria:

  • Shot, hung, beheaded, stoned, or burned for being an Israeli or US collaborator
  • Shot, hung, beheaded, stoned or burned for any other reason whatsoever
  • Fired by me, and replaced by either one of my relatives, or any other person I deem corrupt fit enough to pretend lead our people

    Therefore, I cannot accept your resignation. See you in the office tomorrow!

    Best Regards,

    Uncle Yassir

    P.S And don’t forget..I take it white with two sugars

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    David Lange

    A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
    Picture of David Lange

    David Lange

    A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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