Oh boy.
Britney Spears, whose first marriage in January lasted just 55 hours, is to wed again – in a kabbalah ceremony.
Friends say the singer, 22, has set aside a weekend in the autumn to marry fiance Kevin Federline, who she began dating in April.
It would be the first celebrity kabbalah marriage and could take place beneath a traditional Jewish canopy known as a chuppah, with wedding vows inspired by the cult religion.
The faith, a mystic off-shoot of Judaism, Spears is also favoured by Madonna, Guy Ritchie and Demi Moore.
Ahh…celebrities. Gone are the days where they merely proffer their (often unsolicited) opinions on important issues they know little about, in order to appear deep. Nowadays, they also join fake religions.