Meet Darth Tater, Hasbro’s latest Mr Potato Head figure.
No really. This is no Onionesque joke. This is a real product.
Which got me thinking…
Top 10 Star Wars Quotes if Darth Vader Was a Spud
10. “I sense much starch in you” [original]
9. “Hotter..just a little hotter” [original]
8. “You could use some salt” [original]
7. “Now I am the tater” [original]
6. “”You are part of the rebel alliance, and a tater!” [original]
5. “He’s more spud now than man..twisted and surprisingly delicious” [original]
4. “When 900 degrees you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?” [original]
3. “You’re all clear kid, now let’s cook this thing and go home!” [original]
2. “I find your lack of taste disturbing” [original]
1. “Use the fork, Luke” [original]
Update: Some more via Dov Bear :
