“They say we want to give Iranians incentives but they think they are dealing with a four-year-old, telling him they will give him candies or walnuts and take gold from him in return.”
– Iranian President Mahmoud “Gorilla Boy” Ahmadinejad, referring to EU incentives that urge Iran to stop making atomic fuel.
When was the last time anyone offered a 4-year old nuts? It must be Gorilla Boy’s inner monkey talking.