Andrew McCarthy, eat your heart out.
A man who has a history of smashing windows to indulge his fetish for female mannequins could draw a stiff sentence for his latest arrest.
Heh, get it?
Ronald A. Dotson, 39, of Detroit faces up to life in prison if convicted of a charge of attempted breaking and entering at a cleaning-supply company in the Detroit suburb of Ferndale.
The potential life sentence is because prosecutors charged him as a habitual offender. Authorities say he has at least six convictions for breaking and entering and a stint in state prison over the last 13 years.
—-Dotson was arrested Oct. 9 after police say he smashed a window at a cleaning-supply company to get at a female mannequin dressed in a black and white French maid’s uniform. He had been out of prison for less than a week.
Dotson was arrested in Ferndale in July 2000 and later convicted for breaking and entering at a women’s clothing shop to get at a mannequin in a pink dress with bobbed hair.
At least he went for a classier one this time.
Ferndale police also arrested Dotson in 1993 after finding him in an alley behind a woman’s store with three lingerie-clad mannequins. He also has similar convictions in Detroit and suburban Oak Park.
As sick as this is, why did he feel the need to be with three manneqins at the same time? Wasn’t one lifeless partner enough for him to handle?
What a dummy. Which was, coincidentally, exactly what he said to each of his partners.
