1. He is fighting what he believes is the moral decay of the West. Yet the real decay is right below his nose.
2. Has spent his life in pursuit of 72 virgins, but has instead ended up with 72 cavities.
3. Fled to Iran because they offered a better dental plan.
4. Rumor has it that he was a favorite of late terrorist Yasser Arafat. Something about providing good suction.
5. You don’t want to know where his finger was.
2. Has spent his life in pursuit of 72 virgins, but has instead ended up with 72 cavities.
3. Fled to Iran because they offered a better dental plan.
4. Rumor has it that he was a favorite of late terrorist Yasser Arafat. Something about providing good suction.
5. You don’t want to know where his finger was.
(Tip of the hat to Gateway Pundit via Meryl for the picture)
Update: He would certainly make this list.
