You may not have known this, but today was Hamas’ Palestinian Officer Training (POT) Day, a day in which Hamas terrorists trained and showed off their impressive skills. Let’s take a brief look at some of today’s highlights.
In the morning, forces wore camouflage as they demonstrated their skills. Apparently, this camouflage included plants and a fake beard.
For the most part, training went smoothly, except for one tragic incident in the early afternoon, in which Hamas fighter Abu Zayeh was a bit too zealous with his shooting in the air, leaving fellow fighter Khalil Numbnuts – who happened to be climbing on the rope ladder above him – with a painful reminder of the urgent need for safer gun practices.

No such pain, however, was felt during the dirty dancing session. Just a number of weird sensations not felt since Uncle Yasser used to come around for an inspection.