5. It is costing me money to run this blog. I could move to a free blogging platform like Blogger, but trust me, you don’t want that.
4. Another blogger currently soliciting for donations has raised over $100 in a week, yet is calling his readers “cheap bastards.” I have raised $0 in a week, and I still like you.
3. Your donations will help support my extravagant lifestyle complete my plans for world domination make Israellycool cooler.
2. Stare at this picture and repeat after me. You will click on the Chipin widget in the right sidebar now. You serve your master well. And you will be rewarded.
1. If you donate, I will actually have the motivation to come up with a real top reason.
Update: You can also help out by doing any one or more of the following:
