Five Things Not Heard at Aussie Dave’s Israeli Independence Day Celebrations

5. “Another piece of BBQ chicken? No thanks, I’m full.”
4. “Throw another shrimp on the barbie.”
3. “A beer? No thanks, I won’t be drinking alcohol today.”
2. “How can I enjoy myself knowing I am doing so badly in the JIBs?”
1. “I can’t wait to go back to work tomorrow.”