At today’s special Knesset debate on the Winograd report, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert listened in silence, as speaker after speaker ripped him a new one.
“Tough crowd.”
It didn’t help that he was seated right next to Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni, who had called for Olmert’s resignation..
“This is awkward”
At one point in the proceedings, a heckler approached Olmert and let him know how he felt..
“Loser?! I think you mean him.”
It was not long afterwards that Olmert was overwhelmed by an uncomfortable – but familiar – sensation..
“Dammit, Amir! You’ve been near my food again.”
Little did Olmert know, but the culprit was someone else entirely…