In an interview with Germany’s Spiegel Online, Hamas official Mahmoud “Wart” Zahar states Hamas’ intention to go after Israel’s spies.
“The good thing is that we can now collect information about our enemies and informants from foreign powers. We will look for Israel‚Äôs spies.”
“Bwahaha!”
After the interview, Zahar speaks with some of his terrorists..
“The Israelis are able to find out our whereabouts too easily. I just know there are spies in the organization. Find them and deal with them!!!!”
Meanwhile, Shin Bet Director Yuval Diskin speaks with his men…
“Zahar is going after the spies within Hamas. Little does he know that all of our information is coming from one tiny bug planted on Zahar himself!”
“…I can’t wait to see his face when he finds out the “spy” has been in front of his nose the whole time!”
