Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Death Squirrels.TM
Police in Iran are reported to have taken 14 squirrels into custody – because they are suspected of spying.
Britain’s latest secret weapon? The rodents were found near the Iranian border allegedly equipped with eavesdropping devices.The reports have come from the official Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA).When asked about the confiscation of the spy squirrels, the national police chief said: “I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information.”The IRNA said that the squirrels were kitted out by foreign intelligence services – but they were captured two weeks ago by police officers.A Foreign Office source told Sky News: “The story is nuts.”
Yes, let them think that the story is nuts. I can assure you that the Zionist Death Squirrels are very real, our timely response to those pesky Persian Porcupines.TM
