Oy Vey!

It’s a bird….it’s a plane…

No, it’s just some middle-aged Jewish guy with way too much time on his hands (hat tip: Jewschool).

Secret Identity
Ivan Wilzig
Recording artist & philanthropist
Age: 51

Super Powers
Flight, night vision, super-strength, enhanced senses. Uses his Star of David paddle to deflect any attack. As a direct descendant of King David, Mr. Mitzvah received the paddle (along with his superpowers) from his father on the day of his Bar Mitzvah; it was first given by God to David after he slew Goliath. Now Mr. Mitzvah uses it in his sacred mission to save the lives of children everywhere.

Vulnerability
Non-kosher foods (pork, lobster, shrimp)

Nemesis
Purveyors of hate

Catch Phrase
“Oy, vey!” and “Mazel tov!”

He’s just one contestant on a new “reality” (?) show in which each contestant begins with an original idea for a superhero, a self-made costume and their best superhero mojo. From thousands of hopefuls, Stan Lee chooses 11 lucky finalists, who move together into a secret lair. There they begin their transformations — and their competition for the opportunity to become real-life superheroes. Over the course of the series, they test their mettle, try to overcome their limitations and do what it takes to prove that they truly are super. a number of people make fools of themselves.

You want to look at real super heroes? Start with the brave men and women of the IDF, US army, and other heroic people fighting for the freedoms we hold so dear to us.

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