Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Sonic DeathbombTM
The head of the Islamic movement in Israel, Sheikh Raed Salah, was injured on Wednesday evening when Israeli soldiers attacked him as he attended a dinner at the home of the Jerusalem Mufti.
In a statement Salah said “We were having meal on the roof of Jerusalem Mufti, Sheikh Mohammad Hussein’s house when the Israeli soldiers attacked us using sonic bombs. I was hit in the elbow. I have been treated in the Al-Maqasid Hospital in East Jerusalem but I am well now.”
After it was discovered that the previous version caused only dizziness, nausea, and potential auditory damage, our diabolical scientists were able to develop this latest version which emits sounds so powerful, they cause actual physical wounds.
I know it sounds practically impossible, but Sheikh Salah confirmed it, and he wouldn’t lie.
