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Thoughts of the Elder

Go-lly, Elder Jimmy Carter really puts the ass into asinine.*

Here are Carter’s latest mouth farts:

Former President Jimmy Carter said that he does not think Iran poses an immediate threat to Israel, despite claims by Iranian officials that they have drawn up bombing plans if the Jewish state should attack.

Speaking on Wednesday at Emory University, Carter said Israel’s superior military power and distance from Iran likely are enough to discourage an actual attack.

“Iran is quite distant from Israel,” Said Carter, 83. “I think it would be almost inconceivable that Iran would commit suicide by launching one or two missiles of any kind against the nation of Israel.”

Yes, it is unprecedented that any group of people would launch a suicide mission to take out as many Jews as possible.

Eediot.

Has Carter ever been right about anything? Also, what makes him an expert on understanding Iran’s intentions? The only reason I could think of is that he is a peanut farmer, and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a nut, and looks like a monkey.

Hardly a reason to take his opinion seriously.

* Yes, I know it’s one ‘s’ too much, but Carter is one ‘s’ short (so to speak). So it all balances out in the end.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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