Just Fab

Can you guess who said this?

“The Israeli people have been the sacrificial lamb of history.”

And this:

“It’s about f****ing time [said as Fox News reported on Israel’s attempt to push Hezbollah out of Southern Lebanon]. ..[The Jews] have been getting killed for 5,000 years. Enough is enough. The rest of the world does not give a shit, except America, because the Israelis have no oil. Everyone sticks with those Arabs—because they have the oil.”

And this:

“We should f****ing get alternative energy and tell all the Arabs and the rest of the world to stick it up their ass. F*** them and the oil!”

And this:

“They are talking about Ahmadinejad coming to New York. I hate the bastard. He sponsors terrorists! The shitface …”

And the answer is..

Fabio (!)

You know, the long-haired romance novel model, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! spokesperson, and sworn enemy of George Clooney and birds everywhere.

The quotes come from this Radar Online article. If you read the whole thing, you’ll discover that Fabio is not the vacuous punchline that many people associate with his name.

Just don’t get him to talk about apples.

(hat tip: Hot Air, who came up with the great post title I can’t believe it’s…Fabio getting all hard core on the war. That’s 1-1, Bryan)

2 thoughts on “Just Fab”

  1. Not that I know anything about Fabio, but there is a point here worth noting.
    There is a close connection between fighting terrorism and the development of alternative energy.
    Unfortunately in America, the Bush administration has a vested interest in the oil companies, and creates policies designed to scuttle alternative energy projects (even going so far a to remove tax breaks for hybrids in favor of a break for companies buying suvs).

    Stan

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