Jemima Khan, the ex-wife of former cricketer/anti-US politician/pro-terror apologist Imran Khan, on her former husband’s parenting skills (hat tip: Tim Blair):
When my son was four years old I found him playing with a one-armed Action Man. I asked him what had happened to Action Man. He replied, “Aba (Daddy in Urdu) said he’d been stealing.” Imran’s idea of a joke.
When told of this, Cody reportedly responded with “I feel his pain.”