I Am Moron


Hollywood actor Will Smith recently told Zoo magazine that women want to bed him because he makes them laugh.

will-smith-idiot.jpg“No one believes me, but comedy is better than muscles, money or looks. If you can make a girl laugh out loud, you’re in there”, says Smith, whose movie I Am Legend opens in Sydney on January 3.

“It’s almost like the pressure of the laugh makes her panties fall off.”

Well hold on to your panties, women, because Will has just come up with some comedy gold.

In an interview, the 39-year-old family man and former all-around good guy says he sees the good in everyone, including Adolf Hitler.

“Even Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘Let me do the most evil thing I can do today.’ I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good.’ Stuff like that just needs reprogramming,” Smith told the Daily Record.

And I’m sure Smith didn’t wake up going ‘Let me say the most stupid thing I can say today.’ But that didn’t stop him.

Given that Smith seems like a decent guy – albeit in dire need of some modesty – I can only guess that he has gone the route of so many Hollywood celebrities before him and tried to be profound.

I just wish Homey didn’t play dat.

Update: It seems like Homey don’t play dat.

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A lawyer by education, David Lange - founder and managing editor of Israellycool - found his calling in advocating for Israel and the Jewish people. He is available for public speaking engagements.