“Israel was born from the ashes of the Holocaust. As such, Israel, the Jewish people and every democratic nation would not allow a second Holocaust to take place. Israel is more than prepared to meet any challenge by the new racist Nazi regime in Iran. We know every step they take, we know the color of the underwear that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Hassan Nasrallah wear.”
– Anonymous Israeli security analyst
I could guess the color of their underwear, especially if they continue threatening us.
Clue: the color resulting from a fair share of filthy germs.
Update: I guess I should have also included this part of the quote:
“If they think that the US can shoot down a satellite with laser pin point accuracy, they have not seen the weapons that Israel would and could use to defend herself — and I am not talking about nuclear or biological.”
I can confirm that I have heard something similar from a trustworthy source. Apparently, we can send any country that tries to destroy us back to the Stone Age.
“Send them back to the Stone Age” – how much further back is that from where Israel’s neighbours are now? Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem that much of a threat really, all things considered….
Heh!
BTW Dave, I thought you Aussies knew how to spell colour?
I used to. Then I married an American and lost it all. 🙂
Please, please, please, please, let this be true and not just some Israeli machismo (Israelismo?) or bravado.
So, if we have all this technology and power, why are Kassams landing daily in Sderot? If we know the color of someones underware in Iran, shouldn’t we be able to rescue Shalit?
It is nice to believe, but I see no evidence that this is true.
Stan
Say live and let dye.
Kassams are still falling because the decision makers – in their wisdom – have decided that we should surrender.
This does not change the fact that we have the capabilities to win this ongoing war.
Old school Israeli toughness. G-d I miss that.
So – we have the capability but not the resolve. Essentially we are *not* going to do any “sending back to the stone age”.
Same old same old
Kibi,
I know of this devil looking for an advocate. Can I nominate you? 🙂