H/T Sarah Bee
Egypt pulled out all the stops for Vladimir Putin’s official visit. Egyptian President Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi proudly stood at attention as the Egyptian military orchestra welcomed the Russian president with this, um, creative rendition of the Russian National Anthem.
http://youtu.be/4hpc5FnN7vI
Putin’s pained expression? Priceless.

Wanna know how it really sounds?
You can understand why Putin found the Egyptian version of the song a bit off-Putin. You may not know this, but Putin has (largely undiscovered) musical talent.
And of course Putin can do so much more than play the piano, sing, and invade Crimea.
Now how could the Egyptians possibly compete with THAT? Egypt might have been better off doing something altogether different. For instance, this:
And you know, there are all sorts of ways to show respect, even if you can’t hold a tune or play a musical instrument. Take this cat for instance: