The Top 5 Reasons Jimmy Carter May Have Cancelled His Trip To Gaza
Last week, I posted about Israel’s refusal to meet with Elder of Moron Jimmy Carter on an upcoming trip to Israel. He was, however, planning to meet with his Hamas BFFs in Gaza.
Now that visit has reportedly been called off.
Former US President Jimmy Carter called off his visit to the Gaza Strip, which was planned to take place on Thursday, according to Palestinian sources on Wednesday.
No reason for the cancellation was given.
Which brings me to my top 5 reasons why the visit was called off.
5. He was having a new flare up of lustinhisheartitis.
4. He was turned away from Gaza after being caught smuggling in Scotch in a shampoo bottle given to him by Max Blumenthal.
2. He heard the smuggling tunnels responsible for bringing in Viagra pills were destroyed
1. The Jews