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The Mossad Stole My Shoe UPDATED WITH NEW VIDEO

Muslim Public Affairs Committee UK Founder, Asghar Bukhari is a marked man. As he was sleeping in his home, someone entered his home and did the unthinkable. This is his testimony:

Asghar Bukhari

And here he is defending his testimony on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/AsgharBukhari/status/609749215976275969

That’s right. This poor man’s shoe has been taken by the Israeli Secret Intelligence Service, better known by its acronym… “Mossad”.

Aussie Dave gave us a journey into the mind of Bukhari back in January. Read it here so you know the type of looney tune we’re dealing with.

Here is my personal theory of what went down:

mossad gnomes

We also have exclusive video of the operation going down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idHlk8mTd9Y&feature=youtu.be

OK Twitter… you know what to do…

#MossadStoleMyShoe

Here are the best of’s:

https://twitter.com/DrMikeH49/status/609748041730404352

UPDATE by Mirabelle:

Jaw-dropping levels of insanity on display as Buhkari doubles down in 15-minute long YouTube rant, claims “all your games about trying to ridicule me ain’t gonna work.”

 

Read the rest here:


 

20 thoughts on “The Mossad Stole My Shoe UPDATED WITH NEW VIDEO”

  1. Terrific post!

    From the ‘testimony’:
    …..others can learn how they operate….
    Share this widely……

    How?
    How do ‘they’ operate’?
    Don’t leave us hanging!

    And, Who?!
    With whoms you gonna ‘Share this widely’?

    1. The level of paranoia is… rather unnerving.

      I hope his wife and kids (assuming he has wife and kids) are safe.

      1. The level of paranoia is… rather unnerving.

        Not too bad.
        We are talking about an ideology that believes in jinns-spirits.

  2. The obvious question that no one seems to be asking is: “Was this an Orthodox, Conservative, Reform or Reconstructionist shoe”? It doesn’t look shoeish.

  3. My favorite

    ‘Next time a sock disappears in my dryer, I’m going to blame the PLO. #MossadStoleMyShoe’.

  4. People, this is a much bigger deal than you think. Not only did they take one shoe, but also his slippers!!!!

    This is an international incident. My feeling is that the Mossad agent was a bit too eager to show off, and though his mission was only to take one shoe, he just had to overachieve and remove the slippers as well. The thing is, how come the Iranians haven’t been complaining about their missing shoes?

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