Dang! Every time we come up with a new, diabolical plan, we get sprung.
In this case, I am referring to our weapon Zionist Watermelons of DoomTM (Not to be confused with Zionist Death HootersTM)
Ohhh behave!
What took them so long?
This weapon has been around for a while, with the first clue being this 2010 photo from Ramallah, which clearly shows the watermelons and the effect they have on those who consume them. In short, they turn you into living watermelons.
But seriously, when it comes to insane anti-Israel conspiracy theories, this one’s the pits.
