More results...

Generic selectors
Exact matches only
Search in title
Search in content
Post Type Selectors

More results...

Generic selectors
Exact matches only
Search in title
Search in content
Post Type Selectors

Zionist Watermelons of DoomTM

Dang! Every time we come up with a new, diabolical plan, we get sprung.

In this case, I am referring to our weapon Zionist Watermelons of DoomTM (Not to be confused with Zionist Death HootersTM)

Ohhh behave!

What took them so long?

This weapon has been around for a while, with the first clue being this 2010 photo from Ramallah, which clearly shows the watermelons and the effect they have on those who consume them. In short, they turn you into living watermelons.

But seriously, when it comes to insane anti-Israel conspiracy theories, this one’s the pits.

About the author

Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Scroll to Top