With 2015 behind us and 2016 just beginning, now is a good time to go over my top lazy predictions for this year.
10. Bill Cosby will wear his Cliff Huxtable sweater many more times at his trial(s). And will sport an expression that looks like he ate a spoiled pudding pop.
9. Greta Berlin will undergo more plastic surgery, and end up looking like Carrot Top.
8. Jews News will continue to plagiarize entire articles from other pro Israel sites, with a puny link to the source at the very end, underneath a Google Ad. Because, monetizing theft.
7. At least one palestinian will die in a “work accident”, not involving heavy machinery at a construction site, or falling down an elevator shaft.
6. Similarly, at least one palestinian will be caught in public with a knife – without a chicken in sight.
5. BDSHoles will set up a website, unknowingly using an Israeli platform.
4. Donald Trump will say something which will offend someone.
3. Some troll on twitter, with an egg profile picture and 0 followers, will inject himself into a thread on Israel and make false, hateful claims.
2. Dickie Silverstein will appear on Iran’s PressTV and say the words “haram al sharif”.
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1. Israellycool will continue to kick butt.
