Let’s face it, you’ve basically paid for air. It’s aggravating as heck. And one young lady isn’t going to stand for it anymore, gosh darnit.
Because she’s figured it all out. The CEO of Post Cereal is one William P. Stiritz, which means (dunh, dunh, dunh) he’s JEWISH, because Stiritz sure SOUNDS Jewish, at least to her, which makes him a (you’ve guessed it) Jewish cereal offender!
h/t Aharon Epstein, who finds the best material for his Eema to blog.