WATCH: William P. Stiritz, Jewish Cereal Offender

You know how you open up a bag of potato chips to find it’s mostly air with just a few chips?

You know how you open a box of Family Size Fruity Pebbles to find there’s almost no cereal Fruity Pebblesin the box?

Let’s face it, you’ve basically paid for air. It’s aggravating as heck. And one young lady isn’t going to stand for it anymore, gosh darnit.

Because she’s figured it all out. The CEO of Post Cereal is one William P. Stiritz, which means (dunh, dunh, dunh) he’s JEWISH, because Stiritz sure SOUNDS Jewish, at least to her, which makes him a (you’ve guessed it) Jewish cereal offender!

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h/t Aharon Epstein, who finds the best material for his Eema to blog.

3 thoughts on “WATCH: William P. Stiritz, Jewish Cereal Offender”

  1. Rofl. Literally. “The Jewish problem” – ahahaha. And she’s doing proper research y’all. And recruiting help. You can actually see the brain cogwheels turning.

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