An Iranian by the name of Golbarg Bashi (not to be confused with Goldberg) has written a kid’s book called P is for Palestine.

As a former #refugee kid, I know firsthand how badly children need #diversebooks. Hence I wrote P is for #Palestine: https://t.co/g71nKFvF2G pic.twitter.com/SCunNKBLqb

— Golbarg Bashi (@GolbargBashi) January 12, 2017

Yeah, you guessed it. I couldn’t resist.

A

is for Animal House

B

is for BDS Fail

C

is for Chris’ crying

D

is for Doucheblogger

E

is for empty history museum

F

is for Farfur

G

is for granny

H

is for Hitler store 

I

is for Intiprada

J

is for juice

K

is for (big-ass) keys

L

is for liars

M

is for millions of years of palestinian history

N

is for (forgotten) Naqba

O

is for open-air prison

P

is for popsicle of violence

Q

is for (really misguided) Queers for Divestment

R

is for rockets

S

is for Shirley Temper

T

is for Tiger, Yasser Arafat’s bedroom persona

U

is for ululation

V

is for victory (not peace) sign

W

is for the ugly Wart on Hamashole Mahmoud al-Zahar’s shnoz

X

is for x-rated

Y

is for Yahud

Z

is for zombie