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The Best of Terrorfat: Martyred…With Children

First published October 20th, 2004 and republished as part of my celebration of the anniversary of the death of arch terrorist Yasser Arafat.
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The Day In Israel: Wed Nov 11th, 2009

During yesterday’s session of the UN Security Council, the US accused Iran of violating a UN arms embargo by secretly sending weapons to Hizbullah via Syria in a ship seized by Israel.
Syria’s UN Ambassador Bashar Ja’afari responded by accusing Israel of committing “an act of piracy on the high seas,” and dismissed the charges as  [...]

The Day In Israel: Tues Nov 10th, 2009

With Kadima “Number 2″ Shaul Mofaz appealing to legal experts outside of Israel to examine the possibility of holding meetings with Hamas terrorists as part of his hairbrained peace plan, another terrorist group has basically told him where he can shove it.
Clue: It involves a place on his anatomy where the sun don’t shine.
Updates (Israel [...]

What Suha Told Yasser

Ha’aretz reports on Suha Arafat’s conversations with her husband on his deathbed.
When Yasser Arafat was on his deathbed, his wife Suha read him passages from the Koran and urged him to trounce the prime minister at the time, Ariel Sharon.
“When he lost consciousness for 15 days, the doctors told me to talk to him about [...]

The Day In Israel: Mon Nov 9th, 2009

The White House announced that President Barack Obama will be meeting with Binyamin Netanyahu during the Israeli prime minister’s trip to Washington, but did not say what would be on their agenda. But according to Ha’aretz, the meeting should be “interesting”.
Relations between Israel and the United States are in crisis. This is the conclusion that [...]

The Day In Israel: Sun Nov 8th, 2009

The Jerusalem Post has reported that PA President Mahmoud Abbas is considering dissolving the PA and declaring the failure of the peace process with Israel, in order to see if the US and other parties will exert enough pressure on Israel to stop settlement construction and recognize the two-state solution. Which has prompted Israeli President [...]

Fort Hood Suspect a “Palestinian”

The US military psychiatrist suspected of going on the shooting rampage that killed 13 people and wounded 30 others in a US army base in Texas, is of palestinian origin.
A military official told the AP that Hasan’s family has Palestinian roots. ABC News reported on Friday that Hasan’s grandfather moved to the United States in [...]

5 More Things You Don’t Want to Say When You Are About to Go To Prison

..but were all actually said by FITH disease sufferer Brendon “Brendover” O’Connell, who is about to spend time behind bars, where his behind is about to be spent.
5. “Whats up mate?”
4. “Aweeeeee poor little fella.”
3. “Hey num Nuts.”
2. “..scared by a bum from Perth.”
1. “He never had one in the fist place.”
Previously on Israellycool: The [...]

The Day In Israel: Fri Nov 6th, 2009

Sheikh Raed Salah, leader of the Islamic Movement’s northern branch, was convicted of assaulting a police officer during a 2007 protest in Jerusalem. He is to be sentenced on December 24th.
Which means Salah might just be spotted with this expression on his face again, albeit for very different reasons than before.

Updates (Israel time; most recent [...]

The Mascot

The remarkable story of a Jewish boy who fled into the forest after his family was killed by Nazis, and was later captured by Nazi soldiers who made him their mascot.