Greetings, all. Your old friend Laurence Simon. It’s good to be working with Zionaussie Dave again, bringing back fond memories of our collaboration on Arafat Is Full Of Crap.
Okay, Zionaussie Dave’s not here. But he’s here in spirit. And likely through telecommuting now and then to clean up the messes we guest-posters make.
Still, it’s a hard thing being a guest-poster on an established weblog. I mean, the temptation to pull a Michael Totten and use my temporary stage as a platform to bullhorn my own agenda is overwhelming, but somehow, I’ll resist the urge to cover this site with photos of cats.
On the other hand, there is something y’all can help me with…
You see, I’ve been running this thing called Palestinian Terrorist Bingo. It’s an offshoot of Misha’s old “Pop A Pali For Pizza where he’d call for donations to Pizza For IDF when Palestinian terrorists would get smoked by the IDF.
Since I was constantly breaking my already-empty piggy bank to keep up with the demands, I turned it into a kind of game. I’d lay out a Bingo card with assorted terrorist groups and their die-hard supporters, and then when someone from that group would get smoked, I’d mark off the square.
Five in a row makes Bingo, and that’s when folks could head to Pizza For IDF to support the troops.
This not only cuts down on the damage to my credit card, but it makes a sick game of the situation (not that I’m unfamiliar with sick games involving mortality).
It’s my little way of supporting the troops without actually making aliyah and enlisting (I’m a lousy shot with a rifle).
Anyway, I’ve slightly expanded this round’s board to include the Lebanese Front in the Global War On Terrorism being fought by the IDF, but…
I’ve still got one square open. Now, I have a group in mind for the Mystery Square, but I’d rather just be open about it.
It’s got to be a group that is a part of the overall conflict, is aligned with the terrorist side of the Global War On Terrorism more often than not, and has the potential to suffer casualties through its members conducting their day-to-day business assisting the terrorists or meddling with the affairs of the State Of Israel.
Any suggestions? Leave them in the comments.
