‘Tis a Miracle!

The PLO Arabs have proof that murdering innocent civilians is divinely mandated: A baby’s birthmark!

A baby born in Palestinian refugee camp is drawing crowds who claim he is a “miracle child.” Palestinians have been thronging to the Aida camp for a glimpse of the 11-day-old infant with the distinctive birthmark.

A large mark stains the cheek of the child. Its shape roughly forms in Arabic letters the name of his uncle, Ala. Ala was a Hamas militant who was recently killed by Israeli troops for allegedly plotting a suicide attack.

The child has been named in honour of his dead uncle.

Adding to a tale is the fact that the baby was born on the 27th day of the holy month of Ramadan – revered as the night the Koran was revealed to the prophet Mohammad.

The family of devout Muslims calls it a divine message of support for the Palestinians against Israel.

“It is a gift from God,” declared the infant’s grandmother, Aysha Ayyad. ‘This is proof a martyr stays alive and never dies.”

She said the birthmark was a sign “the soldiers can kill our sons but not our spirit.”

Baby with birthmark in Bethlehem

Proof that a “martyr stays alive”? As a birthmark perhaps.

A sign that “soldiers can kill our sons but not our spirit”? More like a sign that these people are completely nuts.

It is a shame that the birthmark was not born on the baby’s tuchas (rear end), because they would have had a much harder time rationalizing that.

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media

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