The Age reports about this latest trend. And here is my lame effort.
Hello, urgent, please read this if you care
I am Mrs Seko Seko, the widow of the President of Zaire
We escaped from the Congo with my husband’s wealth
Now they want to freeze the money so I have acted with stealth
I have deposited 18 million dollars in a Swiss bank account
If you will assist us, you’ll receive 10% of the amount
Just give me your fax and phone number
And your support on which we can count
My son Kongolo will then bring you up to speed
I just ask that you take heed
Of my words when I say that you mustn’t tell a soul
Of my identity nor of your role
Please reply to this email ASAP
So we can get started and you can collect your fee
Your involvement in this matter could provide the key
We look forward to relying on your substantial
gullabilityability