Yusuf Islam, the artist formerly known as Cat Stevens, is amused, after he was barred from entering the US.
British recording artist Yusuf Islam was back in Britain Thursday saying he was “shocked and slightly amused” after U.S. officials determined he was on a terrorist watch list and was not allowed to enter the United States.Islam, the peace activist and singer once known as Cat Stevens, said he would hold a news conference.“I’m just hopelessly tired and shocked and slightly amused,” he told a reporter, who asked if he was angry.
Glad he is not angry. Because these days, rage is all the rage in Islamic fundamentalist circles.
Meanwhile, he has decided to re-release some of his songs, with a few minor additions. In an Israellycool exclusive, I have obtained some of the lyrics:
Infidel Foe (sung to the tune of Moonshadow)
Oh, I’m bein’ followed by an infidel foe, infidel foe, infidel foe
Stopped on a plane by an infidel foe, infidel foe, infidel foe
And if I ever lose my hands, lose my plough, lose my land,
Oh if I ever lose my land, Oh if…. I will surely leave my mark.
I will blow myself up, and the Jews shall pay,
Yes if I ever lose my head, Oh if…. it would serve my country right for invading Iraq.
I will blow myself up, and the Jews shall pay,
Yes if I ever lose my head, Oh if…. it would serve my country right for invading Iraq.
Did it take long to find me? I asked the US authorities on the flight.
Did it take long to find me? Did my name give you a fright?
Did it take long to find me? Did my name give you a fright?
Where do the children play
Well I think it’s fine, hijacking jumbo planes.
Or blowing up a Madrid train.
Switch on the remote controlled cell phone machine.
And blow the Zionists up, ’cause they control everything.
Well I think it’s fine, hijacking jumbo planes.
Or blowing up a Madrid train.
Switch on the remote controlled cell phone machine.
And blow the Zionists up, ’cause they control everything.
I know we’ve come a long way,
We’re changing day to day,
But tell me, where do the children play?
(Could be a good place for a martyr operation)
We’re changing day to day,
But tell me, where do the children play?
(Could be a good place for a martyr operation)
Now that I’ve lost everything to Jews
You say you wanna start something new
And it’s breakin’ my heart you’re leavin’
Baby, I’m grievin’
But if you wanna leave, take good care
I hope you have a lot of nice things to wear
But strap on this bomb belt and work on your angry stare
You say you wanna start something new
And it’s breakin’ my heart you’re leavin’
Baby, I’m grievin’
But if you wanna leave, take good care
I hope you have a lot of nice things to wear
But strap on this bomb belt and work on your angry stare
Oh, baby, baby, it’s a wild world
It’s hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, baby, baby, it’s a wild world
I’ll always remember you like a martyr, girl
It’s hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, baby, baby, it’s a wild world
I’ll always remember you like a martyr, girl
You know I’ve seen a lot of what our boys can do
And it’s breakin’ the infidels in two
Because I never wanna see you a sad girl
Don’t be a bad girl
But if you wanna leave, get on a bus
Avoid detection, and don’t look too sus
Like my mates from Islamic Jihad and Hamas
And it’s breakin’ the infidels in two
Because I never wanna see you a sad girl
Don’t be a bad girl
But if you wanna leave, get on a bus
Avoid detection, and don’t look too sus
Like my mates from Islamic Jihad and Hamas
Oh, baby, baby, it’s a wild world
It’s hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, baby, baby, it’s a wild world
I’ll always remember you like a martyr, girl
It’s hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, baby, baby, it’s a wild world
I’ll always remember you like a martyr, girl
Come the morning Ill be far from here
Slowly rising in another sphere
Slowly rising in another sphere
Old world goodbye cause I’ll be
Home in the sky in the morning bye bye
Home in the sky in the morning bye bye
Stars are crying over my old house
Which will soon be demolished by the IDF
Which will soon be demolished by the IDF
Home
Home at last because
I have 72 virgins to keep me warm
Home at last because
I have 72 virgins to keep me warm
Dr Germ is a lady that I still love
Cause she makes air for our enemies to breathe
Cause she makes air for our enemies to breathe
Mrs Anthrax is a lady that I still need
Cause she makes food for our enemies to eat
Cause she makes food for our enemies to eat
Come the morning Ill be far from here
Slowly rising in another sphere
Home, world goodbye
Cause Ill be home in the sky in the morning
Salaam
Slowly rising in another sphere
Home, world goodbye
Cause Ill be home in the sky in the morning
Salaam
