Today is my 31st birthday. Yes, you heard me right. Despite my youthful good looks and sophomoric humor, I really am on the road to 40. Not that there’s anything wrong with it. I’m just saying.
You can help me feel better by doing any of the following:
1. Shower me with love in the comments (and continue to comment on this blog from now on). If you don’t already have a user account, sign up already! It really isn’t that hard. And you can even enclose a picture of yourself, or an alter ego.
I feel that more comments and user interaction will make this the best darndest blog in the world. Or atleast in the top 5000.
2. Eat some meat tonight to celebrate the Third Annual International Eat an Animal for PETA Day. For those who are interested, I will be eating various animals at my local Chinese restaurant.
4. Be excellent to each other.
As you were.
